chowering

Eating in the shower.

Yesterday I was chowering because I was in a hurry.

by Scottyyy July 20, 2006

chuckle-choker

someone that causes an entire room of people to miss out on a funny joke, usually out of either shyness or selfishness, by solely mouthing the gem in a whisper to someone next to them. Thankfully, the "joke poacher" completely solves this tragic dilemma in a swift act of altruism by restating it audibly.

Post-laughter, it is not uncommon for middlemen like the "joke poacher" to become the target of animosity from the originator, even if said poacher gives them credit.

(Setting: Large family shopping for Rx glasses)

Femme 1: (whisper) "The best way to tell if the glasses are the wrong prescription is if Mike's head appears normal"

Joke poacher: (audibly and/or loud): "The best way to tell if the glasses are the wrong prescription is if Mike's head appears normal"

Everyone in room: AHAHAHAHAHA

Femme 1: "wtf poacher, that joke belongs to me" (tears)

Joke Poacher: "No one would have ever heard it genius, you are such a chuckle-choker"

by nonprofit_girl July 31, 2009

cooler killer

Someone who won't let you talk about a TV show around the water cooler at work, because they have it recorded.

"Hey did you guys see the Office last night?"
"Shh! don't say anything...I have it on my DVR."
"What a cooler killer!"

by ccmarv January 22, 2009

Choter

A female that tends to cause issues between males, due to her sneaky activites, like sleeping around or spreading rumors.

This choter just dumped my best friend, yet shes asking me to beat him up for her!

by Scooby90 February 18, 2011

choderant

a man who puts deodorant on his penis and around it, to mask ballsac odor.

He was so nervous he was wearing choderant.

by Steve Holt March 15, 2005

choller

A cholo and a baller

Dude! Did you see that cholo over there? He is totally baller!

Yeah man, he's a choller.

by sophihi October 25, 2009

Cholesterol City

A fast-food restaurant, such as McDonald's or Burger King, serving only fatty foods.

Last night I ate a triple cheeseburger at Bimbo's. That place is cholesterol city!

by KBK January 31, 2005