Choad Hugger

A total fagwad/homo/nerd/dweeb/ass ramming uncle fucker.

OMG!! HEY KEN! YOU'RE A HARRY POTTER FAN? YOU'RE A TOTAL CHOAD HUGGER!

by Beckie B. November 1, 2008

Choad Crystal

When a group of young British men dressed in untucked shirts, boot cut jeans and gelled hair gather at a pub, club or party and proceed to stand in a circle facing each other with their pints of beer rested against their stomachs, looking over their shoulders cynically and/or with shit-eating grins.
The men are the Choads.
Their pints of beer meeting in the middle form the crystal.

Those scallys just walked in and formed a choad crystal

by grandalbo November 2, 2010

choad juice

The thick white substance from your purple headed yogurt slinger.

Last night I was playing xbox while your wife was playing with my choad, and got happy and sprayed her with me huge choad juice.

by cautrey May 31, 2007

Choad Choker

Someone who fails at masturbation because their penis is to small and not erect.

i was being a choad choker yesterday i failed horibly.

by Rico Smooth February 5, 2010

Choad Muffin

(noun); A muffin that is in resemblance to a choad, a muffin whose width is greater than its height.

Don't be such a choad muffin about it.

I don't want to eat this choad muffin.

by OmegaHOT69 July 13, 2010

choad stools

The result of a faulty ass wiping leaving a shitty residue on my choad. Not to be confused with choad drool.

I have skid marks in my underwear due to choad stools.

by Jack Tors April 24, 2009

choad shiner

The act of jacking off a choad. The owner of the choad must rub the choad in a wax on, wax off motion in order for ejaculation.

tony: yo dude i beat it like five times yesterday.

andrew: i thought you had a choad

tony: yeah i had to use the choad shiner technique

by deezballsniggah August 8, 2009