(N) A raised platform on one would sit to keep one's self off the dirt which is on the ground. Chairs, the plural of chair, can be padded to maximize the comfortility of one's sitting session.
-"Dude that is a nice chair your sitting on, i love the padding on it, it must be such a comfortable sitting session you are experiencing"
"yes, quite"
"yes, quite"
by Yung Simon August 23, 2005
Get the Chair mug.to stab someone in the upper abdominal cavity and then place a lit cigar, cigarette, or pipe in the wound, which is then "smoked" by the sucking of the victim's punctured lung.
"This asshole was smoking in the waiting room of the hospital, so I chairked him with his own cigar!"
by Wei Ji April 10, 2008
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Get the Chair-Sniffer mug.That italian girl on exchange program whose life in Italy is perfect. She has everything you always wished for.
She gives the best advices but only to people she trusts. It's very hard to become her friend but once your mission is accomplished she gives her life to you! But when she sees that you're not matching her energy she'll be quickly upset.
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A: omg look at that girl, she has it all
B: yeah omg, she must be the Maria Chiara everyone is talking about!
B: yeah omg, she must be the Maria Chiara everyone is talking about!
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Dude, I can't pull tubes before skiing at Jackson. Going over those cliffs on the Sublette lift gives me mad chairanoia.
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"Becky totally has chairman mao syndrome she makes out she travels around the world and an instagram model when she actually works in Lidl"
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