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Chair

(N) A raised platform on one would sit to keep one's self off the dirt which is on the ground. Chairs, the plural of chair, can be padded to maximize the comfortility of one's sitting session.
-"Dude that is a nice chair your sitting on, i love the padding on it, it must be such a comfortable sitting session you are experiencing"
"yes, quite"
by Yung Simon August 23, 2005
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chairk

to stab someone in the upper abdominal cavity and then place a lit cigar, cigarette, or pipe in the wound, which is then "smoked" by the sucking of the victim's punctured lung.
"This asshole was smoking in the waiting room of the hospital, so I chairked him with his own cigar!"
by Wei Ji April 10, 2008
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Chair-Sniffer

Noun: A person that smells a chair at the point of contact after it has been vacated.
"West Australian Opposition leader Troy Buswell wept today as he admitted to being a chair-sniffer"
by Windschuttle April 30, 2008
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Maria Chiara

That italian girl on exchange program whose life in Italy is perfect. She has everything you always wished for.

She gives the best advices but only to people she trusts. It's very hard to become her friend but once your mission is accomplished she gives her life to you! But when she sees that you're not matching her energy she'll be quickly upset.
A: omg look at that girl, she has it all
B: yeah omg, she must be the Maria Chiara everyone is talking about!
by thatgirl003 November 22, 2021
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Chairanoia

A feeling of fear and paranoia while riding an exposed chairlift at a ski resort. The sensation resembles fear of heights or vertigo. It often induces feelings of queasiness in one's stomach, and in severe cases, it has been known to induce weenie tickle. Chairanoia can happen to anyone, including experienced skiers who are extremely stoned or suffering from a bad case of hangxiety.
Dude, I can't pull tubes before skiing at Jackson. Going over those cliffs on the Sublette lift gives me mad chairanoia.
by theycallmebfp March 6, 2017
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Chairman mao syndrome

Where you post on social media to make out that your life is really amazing just to make other people jealous and gain followers, when actually it's pretty shit and boring and all of it's just a front
"Becky totally has chairman mao syndrome she makes out she travels around the world and an instagram model when she actually works in Lidl"
by Diabetic sugar daddy July 30, 2017
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chairman socialist

A huge faggot who idolizes mao, also likes slapping men and screaming feminist shit
"Oh, that person is a total chairman socialist!"
by Ajwheh721 December 8, 2018
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