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cheapscape

A landscaping scheme that incorporates rock, mulch, and plantings that, once in place, require little or no further expense, upkeep, or work such as watering or mowing, thus saving the owner time and money. A combination of landscape and cheapskate.
Tom was proud of his home's small yard because it was a total cheapscape designed with river rock, pachysandra, ground ivy, and evergreens but no grass or gardens. He hadn't pulled a weed or touched a lawnmower for five years, ever since he'd finished designing this layout!
by cdaylight December 22, 2008
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chinky chips

Chips bought from a chinese takeaway, preferably served by a chinaman wearing a large straw hat
Does anybody want some chinky chips?
by simon1 December 28, 2007
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Salad and Chips

one of the many shock sites, which on this one, show a dog eating out some guys asshole, while he has his hard on
Troy: hey dan look at this website, Salad and Chips, i hear they got good food

Dan: o really, lemme check it out

<dan checks www.saladandchips.com>

Dan: OMG i hate u -_-'
by Koks4U January 20, 2009
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hippie chips

When you eat ramen noodles raw and dip them into the flavor pack.
All i ate for dinner were two packages of hippie chips
by step420 October 24, 2008
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assless shit stained chaps

a pair of assless chaps in which the person who is wearing them has forgotten to wipe his ass after shitting
Brandon: look at that biker! he is wearing assless shit stained chaps!
Ashley: Looks like he had a beanerschnitzel for lunch!
by A-BJ May 19, 2006
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chapsel

Chapsel on point
by levi2234 October 17, 2015
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Piss on your chips

The correct definition of this expression is to really mess something up for yourself (rather than for someone else) with an unnecessary and/or stupid act.

The key is that it is self-inflicted and therefore has a different meaning to "piss on your bonfire" or "rain on your parade" which refer to generally spoiling or putting a dampener on something for someone else.

The origin of the expression is from the scenario in the UK of a guy buying some takeaway chips (french fries for any US readers) after an evening's drinking.

Finding that he then needs a piss on the way home, the inebriated guy finds a quiet spot somewhere then and puts his chips on the ground nearby while he relieves himself. In his drunken state he then accidentally pisses on his chips, thus depriving himself of his meal through his own carelessness and stupidity.

The expression is particularly applicable for a celebrity who has badly damaged his/or her career because of a needless personal transgression.
"Way to piss on your chips, Tiger!" (Overheard at the US Masters)
by DaleHudd June 16, 2010
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