Cheez-it Loading

The art of covering as much surface area of the body with cheez-it brand crackers as possible. Can also be used to describe Ritz Crackers topped with Cheese Whiz in the same manner.

How many of those are you going to do at one time? Are you Cheez-it Loading again? It's gonna take you 30 minutes to eat all those crackers.

by chestwraps October 2, 2009

cheezy fo meezy

A fat old black guy in need of cheese.

Yo biatch!!! Get some cheezy fo meezy

by Anonymous February 27, 2003

Cheezer

A word used to describe a large toenail. Widely used in countries such as Australia and England. A cheezer usually is flaky, a strange shade of yellow and has dirt and mud underneath it. When picked they usually rip off half the nail, putting the picker through excruciating pain and leaving the toe red and bleeding.

I picked an absolute cheezer yesterday!

by 'relateable'garbage:) February 16, 2019

cheez

the stinking smegma that lives under the helmet of a unclean man

get that nob cheez away from me you stinking felch meister.

by grunty February 15, 2004

Master Cheif

(Spartan-117)
(John-117)
Master Cheif is a fictional character featured in the video games Halo: Combat Evolved and Halo 2, and the novels Halo: The Fall of Reach, Halo: The Flood, and Halo: First Strike.
The Master Cheif is the only person that can save earth along with the help of the last marines on earth.

;genetically and cybernetically augmented warrior designed to put down rebels and insurgents within the United Nations Space Command.

7' tall and weighs approximately 1,000 pounds in full battle armor. He is approximately forty-one years old at the time of the events of Halo: Combat Evolved (2552). Between Halo: Combat Evolved and Halo 2, the Chief's armor is upgraded from MJOLNIR Mark V to Mark VI. Both iterations of the armor include a helmet with reflective visor so the face of the Chief is never seen: in spite he is seen removing his helmet once in each game, the camera view always conceals the Master Chief's face from the viewers. Master Chief is voiced by Steve Downes in both Halo: Combat Evolved and Halo 2.

Marine to Master Cheif: "We called for reinforcments, but we did'nt expect A Spartan!"

by Ryan June 17, 2006

squeeze the cream cheeze

To shit yourself, either purpasely or accidently.

-Did you fuckin' squeeze the cheeze?
-Worse.
-Squeeze the cream cheeze.
-Yeah, let's get the fuck outa here, man.
-You go, I ain't goin' anywhere with you when you smell like shit.

by M. D. Fluppy June 22, 2007

cheif little dick

Back in the time of the old west. A man named Cody, who has such a low self esteem that he has to feed everyone full of shit so he can feel better about himself for "knowing" things that no one cares about. also he has such a small dick that every girls he has ever fucked had the fresh smell of tic tac surrounding her. the rest of the tribe named him man who lays in bed with to many small children. He was the son of cheif hunts with cock and he had big shoes to fill. One day he got sick of the ridicule from the other indians so he started a plot to kill his father and become cheif so he could make the people pay. He planned to poison his father but when it came time he mixed up the poison with some herbal inhansers to make the testicules of a man bigger and stronger.The next day cheif hunts with cock woke up with a massive erection and declaired,"i will now go to the land of vegas and make a motion picture with myself in the nude!" Before leaving he made man who lays in bed with to many small children cheif and changed his name to Cheif little dick.

Damn he pulled a cheif little dick by raping that cat

i have a massive boner unlike cheif little dick

by Man who runs with bitches January 12, 2012