charming the snake

To charm the snake means to pull on one's own wiener. I.E. Masturbate

I told her instead of going on a date, I would rather stay home charming the snake by myself.

by myanacondadoesnot November 21, 2014

Chantine

Unique, smart, intelligent girl. Cares for any and everything. Friendly, a time ticking bomb when Becky comes out. Great friend to have. The perfect listener.

Hello, My name is Chantine.
Chantine is a great person tp be around.

by Chantine December 21, 2016

chatting noise

Chatting noise is when an individual's claims are based on fallcy and no truth leaving the recipiant to belive the said individual is a waste of his or her time.

Gabe is pissing me off, he's been chatting noise allday

by Big cracker ass cracker June 8, 2018

chatting biscuits

Normally used in reference to someone talking complete crap

Pete M, stop chatting biscuits!

by Craig Blake May 2, 2008

Douche Charming

The man who all women must settle for when they discover that there is no Prince Charming. Often does have good attributes, but is far from perfect.
Term can be replaced with "douche in shining armor."

Woman 1: I can't believe it's finally your wedding day. The dress is perfect and so is your new husband!!

Bride(sarcastically): Yeah, he's a real douche charming...

by AlMcD November 29, 2009

charging the flashlight

Male masturbation. Inspired by a Mad-TV skit in which four men recharge various flashlights by shaking them, resulting in all manner of hilarity, including lots of doubles entendres and winking at male and racial stereotypes.

I came home from work early and there he was: right in the living room, charging the flashlight all over my Victoria's Secret catalog!

by arghonomic April 11, 2010

Charmin Vampire

A person (ass) who drains the toilet paper supply in one sitting and doesn't replace it so that the next person is left to hunt for scraps.

I was just sitting on the toilet yelling for help because of that Charmin Vampire.

by AL-MominTraining July 8, 2011