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Don't go catchin herpes

What you tell your son or daughter before you know they are going to get a high on marijuana. Something you tell you boyfriend/girlfriend before you know they are going to smoke a blunt. Something you tell your friend before he hooks up with rando at the bar.
Hey johnny, don't go catchin herpes now.
Hey bri, be home by twelve, and don't go catchin herpes.

I know your cheating on me, but I still love you, but don't go catchin herpes.
by SsTtUu00 June 20, 2011
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cotching

The action of getting zero points in 12 or 15 rounds of Counter-Strike.

A person cotching can be known as a "Cotch", "Elf" or "Blink"

They are also commonly know as being a "Slay0r"
LOL at Blink cotching on de_contra
by MrPorkey December 9, 2008
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Tea Cotching

Evolving from an ancient Chinese martial art, where all pupils are implored by masters to drink tea in the company of brothers. Chilling and cotching with your boys whilst having a special "black-belt" brewed tea in hand.
by Brap Tingsies August 28, 2010
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catchin' wreck

a website where you can buy New Era, Mitchell and Ness snapbacks for a good price.
person 1: yo where did you get that fresh snapback ? ive been looking for one and they don't have sick ones at the mall.

person 2: i got it off catchinwreck.com they got all the dope snapbacks.

CATCHIN' WRECK
by 2.4.11 July 31, 2011
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catchin wreck

a website where you can buy New Era, Mitchell and Ness snapbacks for a good price.
person 1: yo where did you get that fresh snapback ? ive been looking for one and they don't have sick ones at the mall.

person 2: i got it off catchinwreck.com they got all the dope snapbacks.

CATCHIN WRECK
by 2.4.11mostdope July 31, 2011
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catchingyoyo

well they are mad fine tbh and so perfect and I’m hoping they don’t leave 🤔 IF U SEE THIS ILYSMMM <3 kittens in the future
boy 1:catchingyoyo is rlly cute
me:DROP KICK
me:wanna make out

catchingyoyo:idk🤔
by fallingforharmoney July 4, 2021
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christopher catchings

A cute guy that loves to laugh and make dirty jokes, and has a lot of inside jokes. he's very hardworking and funny. makes all the girls laugh and is very attractive. if he steps foot in your way, you'll fall to the ground. you want a Chris Catchings in your life!
Man, that Christopher Catchings is the one!
by The Sneak Thief March 7, 2018
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