blue veined custard chucker

a large hard veiny cock that chucks custard

Russll M: Hey Gav can i please taste your blue veined custard chucker?

Gav: Waaaahaaaaay!!!

by wallago September 26, 2009

Rhubarb and Custard

A form of pill popular in early 90s rave culture, where extacy was supplied in yellow and green capsules, named after a popular song at the time. see also Dennis the Menace

"Hey man, what you got"
"I got some Rhubarb and Custards, deck one of these and you will have eyes like dinner plates"

by Jules W December 17, 2008

horse custard

in typical terms its used to describe a man's fluid juice

1. you have horse custard all over your face again
2. i fucked that bitch last night and i poured horse custard all over her face
3. "whats for dinner?" " horse custard"

by Bad Habit April 23, 2006

Love Custard

A red hot rock band, based in Germany, but comprised of Welsh, Scottish, German, English and Isle of Mann musicians. They were formed in 2002, and can be checked out at www.lovecustard.com

Love Custard played a really great gig last night.

by Rick Whitehead June 11, 2004

custard

cunt bastard

That George Dubya is a right piece of custard.

by god February 14, 2003

Custard Fuck

1.A custard fuck is when a man or women rubs custard all over the other sex partner and starts fucking them. The heat from the bodies cause the custard to turn into milk.

Custard Types
1. Vanilla
2. Chocolate
3. Swirl

Gerald bought custard from rita's and went home to custard fuck his girlfriend.

by D-Money and Casey April 2, 2005

custard chucker

A mans love lance or spam javelin, used for urine and semen despatch.

My wank was of epic proportions, my old boy was like a wee custard chucker

by sam April 5, 2004