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A Blue Carrot

Using a penis ring to block circulation in the erect penis. Maintaining the erection for a prolonged period of time. This allows the man to have intercourse without ever losing his erection. Though as a consequence of the ring te penis turns blue.
Oh last night my man gave me the A Blue Carrot! He went on on and on. That's why I'm so tired.
by abluecarrot May 20, 2010
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Shower Carrots

carrots that you eat in the shower because they taste yummier than your average carrots
"wow is that a carrot, I'm going to save that for my shower"
"wow, that shower carrot was yummier"
'I'm going to have my shower carrots now"
by heyoyoyoyo June 15, 2018
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magic carrot

Used during blind sex. The male will attach a carrot on the end of his penis for enhanced length.
Sarah: Joe had a MASSIVE dick.
Susan: Don't be fooled Sarah, it's probably a magic carrot.
Sarah: Aww Shit.
by biggie27080 June 8, 2016
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Scrawny carrot

Noun- "A single, male individual who is sometimes available for dating, however appears to be much below the expected or anticipated average. Typically, is smaller, shorter, not as seemingly smart or attractive as their other male counterparts, this being classified as a ' scrawny carrot' amongst females who are seeking companionship.
"Damn Lisa....there are some SCRAWNY CARROTS up in here tonight! "
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Briny Carrot

A briny carrot is a penis that has been pulled out of an unwashed vagina.
Man 1: Bro my girlfriend just had sex with me and she hasn't showered in weeks!
Man 2 : Ew dude, now you have a briny carrot.
by flawedGhost June 3, 2021
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eating carrots

A way of saying someone is sucking a dick, or giving a blowjob.
by swiffer January 19, 2006
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snapping the carrot

by Bonehead April 8, 2003
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