Blimp Cards

It's you porn. Like pictures and magazines

Tyler: hey what are you doing?

Randy: just looking at my blimp cards

by Funkyfunkerson August 24, 2009

batman card

Using "my parents are dead" to justify whatever you are doing.

My boss yelled at me for not finishing the report in time so I played the batman card.

by DutchWollf August 12, 2015

bitch card

When your friend is tired of being made fun of, they use the bitch card to get you to stop.

Tony: “Wow you suck at driving”
Sarah: “you can’t say that anymore I used my bitch card”

by Godvibes May 21, 2021

Behavior Card Day

Something that happens in school, usually at the end of a semester. It happens in GoAnimate aka Vyond. The cards have different colors, that resemble the reward or consequence given to the student based on their behavior, except for the white card, in which nothing happens to the student. The best card is usually gold or rainbow and the worst card is usually red or black. The best card usually means that the student "graduates forever," and the worst card means that the student is in "dead meat" and is expelled forever.

Miss Martin: Okay class, today is behavior card day. I will explain the cards!

A few moments later….

Little Bill: I got the black card, can I have another chance?
Miss Martin: ABSOLUTELY NOT! LITTLE BILL! YOU HAVE BEEN THE WORST STUDENT EVER! YOU ARE IN DEAD MEAT AND YOU ARE EXPELLED FOREVER!

And then Little Bill gets grounded

by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 January 23, 2022

San Francisco Business Card

What's left behind when someone defecates in a hard-to-reach public space without cleaning it up.

Y'know that giant shoe sculpture in the south wing of the mall by the Nordstrom? Someone left a San Francisco Business Card in it and it's really fouling up that whole hallway.

by komstock March 27, 2019

Boomerang Christmas Card

A Christmas card you only receive because you first sent a Christmas card to the sender and the sender has now been guilted into sending a card to you. Boomerang Christmas cards often arrive after Christmas has already passed.

You received a Christmas card from the Collins family - wow, that's impressive!" "No biggie, it's just a Boomerang Christmas Card because they received our card last week.

by IndySparkPlug January 4, 2011

Brown card

You still have your brown card if you are an anal sex virgin.
To take someones brown card you are the first person to have anal sex with them. See v card.

Last night I took that girls brown card.

by pink6789 February 1, 2009