Calumphobia

The discrimination against any and or all people named Calum, usually performed by dream stans

Dream stan: I'm gonna plagiarise ur texts
Calum: Thats Calumphobia
Dream stan: No

by DilutedCoke April 15, 2022

Ummayad Caliphate

The Ummayad Caliphate (in Arabic: الخلافة الأموية: alkhilafat al'umawia) very first of the caliphates. It started in 661 when Ali ibn Abi Talib, the last Rashidun caliph, died. His rival Muawiya started a caliphate that would expand to the borders of Islam. In 711, Tarek ibn Ziyad led a Berber army up into Iberia and won, expelling the Visigoths out of Spain. As the caliphate expanded, it started to get less religious. It was defeated in 750 when Abbasid armies, from their base in Baghdad, attacked with the help of Ummayad rebels in north-east Iran.

The Ummayad Caliphate (661 - 750) was the very first caliphate!

by Khizar Caliphate October 12, 2021

Calpal

Sticking a cattle prod up the ass of your female partner while having sexual intercourse

I gave my wife a calpal last night

by ramrodVIII July 10, 2010

Calypso

Calypso is a beautiful, smart, and badass girl she has the looks of a goddess and a gorgeous smile she is confident in herself and won’t let anyone bring her down

Woah look at Calypso! She is such a goddess!

by adelaide1256 August 18, 2018

Calum

Absolute fucking moron. Thinks he's hard because he punched an S1 in the face with a padlock. Thinks he's is funny but his jokes are the source of all aids in the UK

Look at Calum
Ye, he's a massive fucking pleb

by CalumIsABender September 16, 2017

Calum

shit at playing video game a shit. if a total dick to people. has a shit sense of humour. no one likes him. and no one loves him

person 1: he is being such a Calum

person 2: we need to kick him out of the party

by no one like Calum November 29, 2019

Calpol tunnel

The syndrome where reaching for the child paracetamol shoots a pain up your arm

Patient: When I reach for the children's paracetamol, I get a shooting pain up my arm. Any idea what it might be?

Doctor: Hmm, sounds like a bad case of Calpol Tunnel!

by Little Computer Nerd October 20, 2010