Calendar Lockout

When you forget to buy a calendar in the beginning of the year, you realize it months later, and you are too poor, dumb or lazy to buy a new one.

Oh shit it's may, and I didn't buy a calendar, no way Im spending that money now. This is bullshit.

I guess you had a calendar lockout this year

by Swagglord August 11, 2012

calendar dressers

People who only dress according to the calendar not the actual weather.

There are loads of calendar dressers among cyclists - what do they wear when it gets really cold?

by viennabeo November 12, 2013

calendarize

In basketball, when one player dunks on another so many times that a calendar could be created consisting of dunk photos.

Getting dunked on one time is getting posterized, but getting dunked on many times is getting calendarized.

That was the definition of calendarize last night. Blake Griffin calenderized Aron Baynes in game 1. Poor guy was getting thrown down on every time he looked up.

by buster chestnutz April 20, 2015

calente

The original guy that speaks humble . His name is very unique to the North American culture . He's tall , handsome , and sweet . He dresses like a fashion designer who sold out in a fashion show! But honestly dressing different than most men !

Hey , that's the cutest boy named Calente.
Girlll that Calente can dress!!

by meekyy March 14, 2017

Calren

the ship between Lauren Jauregui and Calum Hood.

"I totally ship Calren."

by calumisdaddyaf August 16, 2018

Cayben

Maybe is a little piece of shit that doesn't leave anyone alone. He is always going to be so annoying that does know when to go away. He will never be able to joke around. He can take things to far and too seriously. He is basically a little girl trapped in a boy's body.

Me: Stop being a cayben
Guys #2: My bad I won't anymore thanks for telling me.

by KitterLitter January 20, 2019

calence

A calence is a very handsome guy who has a fat ass. if you find yourself in a relationship with a calence he will be loyal forever. But will always buy you gifts no matter what.

Calence a loyal boyfriend and a big booty

by FourMonkeys September 8, 2019