Cyber Thot

One that edits their sexy selfies with pictures of aliens and palm trees

"That chick puts aliens and palm trees in her sexy selfies"
"Yeah she's totally a cyber thot"

by Chillguy-6969420 March 31, 2015

Cyber-Bollocking

When you get told off by your parents/guardians on facebook or other social networking site.

Hey, Mike! Your mum just gave you a cyber-bollocking on your wall!

by Jiminator October 7, 2010

Cyber hermit

One who does not participate in real life. They only interact with others when absolutely needed via texting, email, Facebook, Youtube, Instagram, and the like.

I think I may be a cyber hermit. I didn't go outside for over a month. My family would have thought me dead except I kept posting pictures of my cat on Facebook.

by A True Cyber Hermit April 13, 2014

cyber-shoulder

A website or online network that performs as an Emotional Resource.

After feeling judged by her social circle, Christina logged on to inner-course.com and athinline.org for a cyber-shoulder to lean on.

by CoCo117th December 4, 2010

Cyber Muscles

Figurative "muscles" hard ass people have online. Usually used by someone who tries to talk shit and get in fights with people he will never meet in real life. Can also be used to describe those who brag about their drug and alcohol exploits on the internet to look cool.

Douche: dude, you're a pussy and i'd beat your ass. smoke weed all day every day and get pussy cuz im cool like that. you're just lucky im not there to beat you ass.

Regular Person: Ooo big cyber muscles i'm scared.

by vogie6 January 14, 2011

cyber vd

When your computer or email address is infected with virus or flooding spam as a result of porn websites you subscribe to.

Cyber VD is a very common form of disease, being that ninety per cent of internet searches are pornography related anyway.

by Schismrobo December 20, 2008

cyber foot

A video chatting measure of distance where the images of the persons concerned are separated by a foot of real space.

C'mon babe, we're just a cyber foot away, you can show me.

by hyde12 April 25, 2011