noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)
Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.
Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.
by TableFerret May 2, 2025
Get the Seal cuffmug. by __OGConnorcuffer February 9, 2018
Get the connor cuffmug. Red ring on wrist left after fisting a chick on her period.
Brown rusty rings are left from an anal fisting.
Brown rusty rings are left from an anal fisting.
by Meso H. June 17, 2012
Get the rusty cuffsmug. It's an event where you get handcuffed to another person, usually a guy and girl, for the night (not real handcuffs).
by Minminseungmin December 3, 2020
Get the Cuffs Eventmug. by FatHoesForLife August 30, 2016
Get the cufffingmug. The unfortunate second wipe scenario, especially prominent in the office workplace, resulting in a smudge on your shirt cuff. Particularly likely after a hot curry the night before.
Just went down for a shit but arse gravy was the order of the day. Got a rather embarrassing cuff scuff as a memento.
by Kevontour February 25, 2011
Get the Cuff Scuffmug. A type of handcuff that can just be a fuzzy outline on a normal pair of handcuffs or it can be a piece of leather like a wrist/ankle-sized belt that has a fluffy inner lining.
It is normally used on a woman.
There are hand ones that have a 3 to 4-inch metal chain connecting them and there are ankle ones that have a 10-15 inch chain the fact that the ankle one is 10-15 inches is that you can loop it around the hand ones and it can connect the ankle to wrists/hands just like a hogtie.
It is normally used on a woman.
There are hand ones that have a 3 to 4-inch metal chain connecting them and there are ankle ones that have a 10-15 inch chain the fact that the ankle one is 10-15 inches is that you can loop it around the hand ones and it can connect the ankle to wrists/hands just like a hogtie.
What did you do last night, oh well my boyfriend put me in Sex cuffs and we did the dirty for a while then after we were done he hogtied me with the ankle and wrist cuffs connected so my feet were almost touching my back and my hands were touching my feet he than tickled me and licked my feet at the end of it he left me hogtied overnight because he fell asleep and then I fell asleep from all the fun we had I woke I was freeking out because I was hogtied but than he walked in and saw me trying to get out and said aww how cute and he took a picture and then untied me. It was the funist night of my life.
by sir pablo the 3rd March 12, 2022
Get the Sex cuffsmug.