tames the pussy. Linked by a chain and intended to keep the kitty secure until Keys can get the kitty off. two little cuffs. or a little cuff for the kitty and a big one that's attached to the guy and connects to the kitty. popularized in the '70s by Steve Martin.
"Anybody have any kitty cuffs? Either two little ones, to go around the little paws... or a big one that's attached to me and then connects to the cat. I found out my cat was embezzling from me, so I've gotta get a little pair... of kitty handcuffs, so... Well, I found out that when I'm away, she goes to the mailbox, picks up the checks, take them down to the bank and cashes them. The way I caught her, I went out to her little house, where she sleeps at night, and there was like $3,000 worth of cat toys out there. And you can't return them, because they have spit all over them.. I don't know where she is now, I guess she went out to Catalina, or something like that, I don't know... She bought a catamaran... She got it out of a catalog... This is a catastrophe!"
- Steve Martin
- Steve Martin
by nobodyhuhhuh July 11, 2009
Get the kitty cuffs mug.When an impromptu fisting of a co-worker over lunch break turns messy after the fister fails to roll up the cuff and sleeve of their dress shirt before performing this highly pleasurable act.
Hi Joe. What happened to your shirt? Spill hot chocolate?
No. I fisted Betty in accounting at lunch time today. We were running short on time and I forgot to roll up my sleeve.
Nasty. Ya got brown cuffed brooohhhh.
No. I fisted Betty in accounting at lunch time today. We were running short on time and I forgot to roll up my sleeve.
Nasty. Ya got brown cuffed brooohhhh.
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the season in which everyone is getting coupled up usually around when the weather is beginning to change and it is getting cold outside...
by lind817 December 22, 2008
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Get the CUFFIN mug.Usually the colder months; i.e. fall or winter, when new relationships start and old relationships turn into engagements. The persons in said relationships are "cuffed", meaning that they no longer seek non-platonic relationships with others.
1) I have lost count of the number of friends getting engaged. Cuffing season has begun.
2) "Are you single?" "Not for long. It's cuffing season."
2) "Are you single?" "Not for long. It's cuffing season."
by catamountgirl November 9, 2014
Get the Cuffing Season mug.When a guy is in public with a girl he likes, and will not leave her side because he fears she will talk to other men. Usually the girl is too attractive for him, and does not reciprocate his romantic feelings, but is leading him on for a while, probably for free drinks/purses. He is definitely only a friend, but she probably has no other prospects at the time, or has just gotten out of a bad relationship and is entertaining the idea of letting this guy date her.
How to tell if a guy is hand-cuffing
1.) The girl he is with is much too attractive for him
2.) He has a worried look on his face and keeps scanning the bar/club/mall for potential threats.
3.) They never touch or kiss, he just kind of looms in her personal bubble, hoping for more attention.
If you see a guy hand-cuffing, go talk to his girl. He won't say anything; he will just stand there quietly with a slightly sour expression on his face until you are done.
How to tell if a guy is hand-cuffing
1.) The girl he is with is much too attractive for him
2.) He has a worried look on his face and keeps scanning the bar/club/mall for potential threats.
3.) They never touch or kiss, he just kind of looms in her personal bubble, hoping for more attention.
If you see a guy hand-cuffing, go talk to his girl. He won't say anything; he will just stand there quietly with a slightly sour expression on his face until you are done.
Jim: Wow, did you see that girl walk in? She's gorgeous... I think I'm gonna go talk to her.
Joe: Nah bro, she's with her boyfriend. Don't you see that guy hanging all over her?
Jim: Man, he's just hand-cuffing... See how scared he looks? He has a fauxhawk, and she probably dressed him. She needs some testosterone in her life, I'm going in.
Joe: Nah bro, she's with her boyfriend. Don't you see that guy hanging all over her?
Jim: Man, he's just hand-cuffing... See how scared he looks? He has a fauxhawk, and she probably dressed him. She needs some testosterone in her life, I'm going in.
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