Criptobitch

A girl that wants you to believe that she's good, loyal and reliable, but inside she's a real megasuperbloodybitch :v

You see that girl? She's a total bloody criptobitch.

by Doctor Papu :v May 24, 2016

criptian

A crip that believes in the Christian religion

"Yo, did you hear? Chief a Criptian now"

by 46NC4Life January 6, 2017

craptapulous

crappy beyond possible measurement.

Her breath was craptapulous.
The craptapulous party left her in complete dismay.

by Ashlee Hamre December 2, 2005

craptacular

sarcastic word used to describe only the worst of days or situations.

Just lost my job! That's absolutely craptacular.

by allison barnes April 17, 2006

craptabulastic

Things being good but at the same time crappy.

The funeral was craptabulastic.

by Shannon51292 May 25, 2006

Creptoose

Creptoose is an adjective describing someone or something that is trippy, psychedelic, or just plain awesome.

That hippie chick we saw yesterday was creptoose, but the hot woman we saw today was creptoose also.

by Jacobean December 9, 2008

craptacular

Spectacular crap. Something that is rendered shocking or fascinating by it's low quality or poor condition.

"The rotten old abandoned amusement park was a craptacular place to spend the afternoon."

by Lost America January 4, 2008