boneless covid

when you have covid-19 symptoms but test negative

Bitch idc if you got boneless covid, stay the fuck home

by ChocciestofMilk September 30, 2021

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conveniently covid

(Covid), (Covid-19), (Coronavirus)

It was conveniently covid that they couldn’t ship out my order on time.

by JJSizzly May 6, 2020

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Covid Earring

When you take your mask part way off and it hangs from one ear.

Hey, you going out tonight?

Yep, I have my matching Covid earring right here.

by K Rose July 1, 2020

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COVID minute

The self isolation period of 14 days or more that is recommended by the CDC when COVID-19 has been contacted.

I haven't seen that guy in a COVID minute.

by JojoMel August 5, 2020

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Body Covid

When you feel like crap but don’t have fever or covid.

Jason feels like crap and has body covid. Hope he’ll be ok.

by FounderOfBodyCovid January 28, 2023

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Covid Rage is naturally what a sane, normal, advice following person suffers from when a friend, colleague or neighbour tells them how nice of a time they had at the coast, how good of a party they had with the family and friends during a time of social distancing.

Generally the rage induced when dealing with covidiots. (May cause desk flipping)

Normal person "I like your dog"
Covidiot "yeah you should've been at the coast the other day, there were loads"
Normal person *holds back the covid rage*

by Carrotdonkey March 23, 2020

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