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shit's cough

Reilly; last night i smoked too much and had a terrible case of shit's cough, didn't even have a spare change of underwear

Angus;mmmmm!
by shitzkorfi February 21, 2012
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buffalo cough

A cough so big and so loud it rumbles the whole body like a Buffalo herd.
Greg woke me up with his Buffalo cough
by Lillygw December 15, 2021
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cough down

used after one has coughed.

like bless you except for the coughee, not the sneezee.

calm down but for when someone is coughing.
Billy: *coughs*
Jimmy: cough down broski! people dont want to hear your throat being destroyed
mugGet the cough downmug.

doobie cough

The fits of coughing you get after taking a nice long drag from the devils cabbage.
Bro this dank herb is giving me some bad doobie cough.
by diggle whisper June 16, 2017
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batty cough

A batty cough means a fart.

Batty means bum and you cough so put it together and it is a batty cough, which is a fat.
i just batty coughed
by Emdog_ October 26, 2017
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Schrodinger's cough

The winter cough that afflicts British folk, so called as it is both simultaneously serious enough to be nearly dying and needing antibiotics but simultaneously not bad enough to be COVID and in need of a PCR.

So called after Schrodinger's cat, a thought experiment in which a hypothetical cat may be considered simultaneously both alive and dead as a result of its fate being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.
"Remember that fella who wanted antibiotics the other day? Schrodinger's cough, couldn't be COVID so couldn't possibly go for a PCR"
by John Whitaker October 13, 2021
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Cough-Yew

Hussela Baby coughed and Alex Da Great said Cough-Yew
by anonymous May 1, 2022
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