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Schlong Connery

Sean Connery's personal nickname for his legendary penis.
Sean Connery: Shrpead em' wide sho that that ole' Schlong Connery can shqueeze his way in.
by Dutch Boy July 18, 2012
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Popcorn Connection

When two people reach into a bag or bowl of popcorn at the same time, and their fingers touch. Thought to be the equivalent of "love at first sight", but only with popcorn.
"Yesterday, I went to go see the Hunger Games with Liam... We both reached for the popcorn at the same time, and... well, I could feel our popcorn connection!"

"Awww. You two must be made for each other! You have so much in common!"
by musickeepsmyheartabeating November 5, 2012
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Transit Connect

Similar to the shocker (2 fingers in the pink, 1 in the stink), the act of putting 2 fingers in the vagina and cuming in her ass. Called the transit connect because it fits 2 in the front and a whole load in the back.
Dude, Lisa loved it when I parked my transit connect in her back garage.
by Hemang Stihatch November 17, 2015
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Conbefaffled

My word.
Also known as another word for being confused!
By Crikey, Because of this friggin' puzzle, I'm pretty friggin' Conbefaffled!
by Tezzy Dowzy November 19, 2004
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Canned Bullshit

1) something incredibly wrong even more wrong than a normal bullshit.

2) A lie that is even more of a lie than a normal bullshit lie

3) Somethint so exaggerated that can't be definied just a bullhit. Then it's a CANNED BULLSHIT.
" I can wank 5 times in a row and then fuck 15 girls in a row ...
...DUDE....that's CANNED BULLSHIT!"
by Canned man December 28, 2011
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conbeersation

As is often the case in business, people will defer talking about difficult or less relevant topics by suggesting that the parties in question discuss said topics over a beer. These beer infused conversations are conbeersations.
I think the central point is that our business is failing to address our customer's needs. Let's agree to defer the other subjects to a conbeersation later this week.
by jlfour March 13, 2017
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Concealed Carry

The practice of concealing a weapon, usually a pistol, on your person in public. Laws on concealed carry vary state by state in the US, but most states require one to apply for a permit to concealed carry legally. This is in contrast to "open carry" in which one carries a weapon openly displayed on the person.

Concealed carry affords one the advantage of surprise during a firefight. It also helps avoid unwanted panic or attention from both other civilians and police officers that open carry may create.

Carrying in any way brings a great many new responsibilities, and can easily land one in prison if improperly done. Its important to be knowledgeable on laws for carrying, avoid trouble whenever possible, be hypervigilant of one's surroundings, and train with one's weapon.
Practicing concealed carry brings lots of new responsibilities, but it may save your life one day.
by Plutonium-239 October 14, 2020
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