Slut Comet

A slutty person that comes into a new social scene (different school, group of friends, etc.) and burns very brightly. After a solid period of fucking anything with a rounded edge, they completely disappear; leaving suddenly to whore-around somewhere else or abruptly stopping they're skeezy behaviors (burning out-- never to slut again.)

A: Everyone in this house has slept with Alex.
B: Alex, who?
A: Oh, shit. I forgot he transferred like a week ago.
B: Just a slut comet moving to another galaxy
A: Maybe he'll orbit back in like 300 years?

by wadswadswads September 16, 2010

Uni-coital

Having relations with ones self.

I'm about to hit the shower for some uni-coital activities!

by J McGill November 29, 2012

Ulcerative Colitis

An inflammatory bowel disease where ulcers form in your colon, causing bleeding, spasms, pain and misery. A bad flare-up with ulcerative colitis can reach about an 8/10 on the painfulness scale. This is a chronic lifelong condition, usually hereditary, with no known cure. Thankfully it is relatively manageable.

The only good thing about having ulcerative colitis is the potential spiritual reward we will maybe receive for contributing lots of hemoglobin to the population of the oceans and seas.

by mistahroga November 3, 2018

Trojans Comet

When a full condom is thrown and the cum falls out mid air, trailing the condom

I stared as a Trojans Comet flew past me into the garbage.

by The Green Peen July 20, 2020

Trollge Comic

A variation of a rage comic which features very edgy jokes, brutal pictures, and creepy renditions of the trollface. Typically at the end of a trollge comic, there is some kind of incident, for instance, "The Lone World Incident".

Person 1: Did you see that trollge comic I sent you?
Person 2: No I haven't yet, but it looks pretty creepy.

by Equinox56 March 30, 2021

Sinus and Coitus

Sinus and Coitus are two very important functions in mathematics. The derivative (which gives the slope of a function at the point) of sinus is coitus. And the derivative of coitus is coitus interruptus, because you need to interrupt the function to measure its slope. Usually people will look at you really weird when you use those terms, because they are not used such high mathematics.

Person 1: Mathematics homeworks was really hard last night. The sinus and coitus excercises were kind of tricky, but coitus interruptus? Nah man. I went to sleep early and decided to finish coitus interruptus later
Person 2: wtf?

by SKYNET853 October 3, 2022

soft comic

A person who is usually very dim and always asking the obvious questions. traditionally a scouse phrase, but commonly used throughout wigan and northern england.

boy: wait, what are we doing?
girl, omg we've just talked about it for the past half hour soft comic!

by bobcatd January 26, 2011