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smash cans

A game of exhibition involving a batter and a pitcher. The pitched object is a can, preferably one filled with a carbonated beverage. The object is to cause the most spectacular destruction of said can via contact with an official A-Rod bat.

Cheaper beverages are a must, such as Sam's Choice, available at Wal-Mart. A case is under $3 and it tastes like moldy ass, so destroying them is imperative.
"Reading sucks ass. Let's go smash cans."
by Artemis Clyde Frog May 15, 2006
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Cum Cans

Cum Cans are old beer cans that sit around the house and there sole purpose is to collect semen. This is done for various reasons.
Dude. You are so lucky you work at MidEvil Times so you can have cum goblets. Us broke son of bitches gotta make due with cum cans!
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Cranston

An quiet person but very live once you get to know him, great personality, hard to resist sexy guy once you get to know him. Often says dumb things that infer "wtf" but who cares. Soon to be rich and have dreams to retire early in life. Also very horny and great in bed with very large endowments...
Cranston is a very intelligent male that is great to hang around once he is no longer quiet and always has money. Great in bed and always horny
Man that cranston is rich and intelligent
by 1love298 February 4, 2010
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cansmoker

Someone who thinks they're cool when they're not, and would do something lame and noob-ish like smoking weed off a can when really, joint paper costs, like, 2 bucks, and it doesn't make you look like a huge douchefruit (see 'douchefruit' definition). Cansmoker is not a term completely exclusive to marijuana, however, and can be used to describe anyone ameteur and douchey.
Elsa called me a cansmoker just because she caught me shaving my arms.
by fairyblonde February 9, 2008
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chansel

an oversized head due to the consumption of chodes.
havent you heard hansel has a big chansel.
by cartelwarlord June 10, 2011
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cyansexual

leo's way to hide his raging homosexuality
leo is cyansexual
by geniuspuck October 29, 2021
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cansel

She is the cutest person in the world.I hope she can find the happiness that she deserve<3<3<3
Cansel smell like heaven.
by lalalalandman November 25, 2021
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