CD

Compact Disc

A data storage device invented in the early 1980's, it could hold up to about 650 megabytes of data, which is nothing compared to DVD's which could hold up to 4.7 gigabytes of data

I burned all of my family pictures onto a CD

by SRD65 June 28, 2021

CD eater

Rock bands that sound exactly like they do on their records when performing live

-Have you listened to Radiohead's Staircase Live version? It sounds exactly the same as the studio version!

-Wow, it sounds like they are cd eaters

by kirashinigami17 July 30, 2017

CD's

See dees nuts getting taped to your face

CD's nuts getting taped to your face

by Isayja February 27, 2019

Faux-CD

Someone who fakes having OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder). Some of these parasites say the the D doesn’t mean disorder. These people are turds. They think ocd means being a perfectionist. We gotta weeed em out.

Person 1: don’t move the chair. It’s sets off my OCD.
Person 2: don’t you mean faux-CD, cunt

by Lydtehsquid December 21, 2018

CDS

Can't do shit

My boss has CDS. He doesn't even know how to print a document.

Is she late? Does she have inspirational lines in her email signature? Or does she suffer from CDS in general.

I've been in bed watching netflix alone all day. I think I might have CDS.

by kaptein_hook September 4, 2018

CD

An acronym used to identify chicks with dicks adult entertainment.

Friend 1: Hey man, do you want to go pick up some CD’s?

by KnowItAll1979 June 6, 2023

CD

(Chode Dan) A person with an extremely small, yet fat penis.

Wow, Did you see CD’s penis today? BT said it was tiny! SF apparently saw it too!

by ILoveCDdan December 20, 2023