Carrie Underwood

The winner of one of the seasons of American Idol who used to be a good, humble singer but now is an arrogant whore. She recently wore 9 different dresses to one award show, since one is apparently not good enough for her.

Friend of Tony Romo: "Hey, weren't you with that Carrie Underwood chick?"

Tony Romo: "Yeah, but she's a bitch so now I've got Jessica."

You know things are bad when Jessica Simpson is an upgrade.

by Shan-na-no January 9, 2009

to pull a carrie

to react in an overaggressive manner when humiliated. From Carrie White, the main character of the book/movies 'Carrie', who reacted to complete humiliation with total annihilation.

Yea, Ellie and Terry have tormented Scott since kindergarten, but wasn't it too much, to pull a Carrie on them?

by SHIELDhusbandPC February 5, 2014

Carrie Underwood

Country-poser. No one who really believes in what they sing beats the shit out of someone's car in one song, then tells Jesus to take the wheel in another. Country music is about singing what you know, and she sings what THEY tell her too. She is a product of American Idol (a show that should be cancelled ASAP).

Carrie Underwood isn't seen smashing her ex-boyfriends car in the music video for Before He Cheats because she refused to have the public "see her that way." If she doesn't want people having that image of her, and if that image of her isn't true to herself, then why in the world did she record the song in the first place?

by Julia Hope February 25, 2008

Carrie Ann

When you pick up a random slut and she pees the bed.

Got a carrie Ann last night , is the washer free?

by Acarrieann May 23, 2019

carrie underwood

a stupid ugly whore who won american idol and didnt deserve to win. she is a discusting bottled blonde skank who is a country singer wanna be she also used to have a job as a stripper what a cunt

Carrie Underwood is a fugly whore

by Stupid cunt July 15, 2008

Carrie Underwood

Someone who is Overrated

Dave: Kate can't sing how did she won the contest

Justin: Meh she won it with her pretty face

Dave: Oh she's a Carrie Underwood!

by Dkd333 July 29, 2010

The Carrie Underwood

When you put your car in neutral at the top of the hill, then start having sex in the back. The car starts to role down the hill as you get it on, and when you cum you scream, “Jesus take the wheel!”

This funeral is sad but The Carrie Underwood was completely worth it.

by wadrow October 17, 2019