Buttering My Biscuit

Pouring melted butter on your asshole while masturbating.

Bro, I was beating my meat last night, but I couldnt get it off till I started buttering my biscuit.

by ToxicDruid June 29, 2019

Battling the Hole

After ingesting a large amount of ketamine instead of allowing yourself to fall into a k hole you fight it and make the experience all the more hilarious for everyone around you

A: "yo did you see kevin battling the hole last night?"
B: "yeah, and after making himself look like a dick he still k holed, classic kevin!"

by sir_piff_alot101 January 26, 2011

Bullying is wrong

If you bully you should eat 100,000,000,000,000,000,999 Cheeseburgers at McDonalds with no Coca Cola

Bullying is wrong never bully children you will get disciplined for it and it is very sad

by Ethan Hopewell October 25, 2019

burn-butting

To park a vehicle by backin into the parking space.

Look at the redneck over there burn-butting his pickup truck.

by Big Tom September 18, 2005

Menu Bullying

When you are at a restaurant, and are thinking about ordering something, and someone tells you that it's not very good, without you telling them that you're thinking about ordering it. Therefore, you are pressured into ordering something you don't want.

*I think I'll have the prime rib*
"UGH! the prime rib here is disgusting!"
*ok...maybe i'll do the chicken*
"Why do they have chicken on the menu? That's so boring!"
*GOD! They need to stop Menu Bullying!*

by ICantGiveMyNameToStrangers October 12, 2010

yeti butting

It's all in the name: ample-bottomed sorority babes pop a squat on Yeti coolers and then have their friends snap photos of them from the back.

You see that Yeti butting on Yeti Butts Daily instagram??

YEAH BRO IT WAS DOPE

by Tech-Savy December 20, 2017

fake-bullying

Fabricating scenarios or making up incidents to look like you are being physically, psychologically or cyber bullied. Noun or verb. self-bully, bullying, fake, made up, cyberbullying, bully, harass, torment, self-esteem, make fun of, fight, pick on, malign, celebrity, attention-seeking, narcissistic, narcissist, fame whore, fake bully, fake-bully, fake bullying, Jussie Smollett

John is always complaining about fake-bullying incidents at school. He says someone is harassing him all the time. All made up!

by joecoolthefool March 13, 2019