bullshit tennis

A sort of banter where two people have a convo about something which they both know is total bullshit, back and forth, to the point where they're not sure whether to believe each other or not.

"we haven't spoken for ages"
"its a crime!"
"we'll have to run off together, get away from the police!"
"yeah, how about new york"
"sure, and we can go line dancing in cowboy boots"

back and forth, scoring bullshit tennis points for random examples

by D81 January 14, 2008

bullshit gene

A gene that gives a person the incredibly bothersome characteristic of "bull shitting" everything that he/she says. It is typically found in men, particularly farmers, lawyers, police officers, politicians, P.E. teachers, NASA, and people who watch NASCAR and WWE. It is a condition also commonly found in pharmacists, especially when they are attempting to explain to you why it has taken 13 years to put 3 blue pills in a plastic bottle.

It is ALWAYS found in hipsters as they are usually trying to be, for lack of a better term, hip.

This condition seems to be a vicious cycle, because when a bullshitter is proven wrong,which happens frequently, that person will often make up an excuse to show how he or she got it confused with something else in a usually futile attempt to prove that he or she "actually knew" what he or she was talking about.

As far as science knows, bullshitter's gene syndrome is incurable and will plague the patience of many good people for the foreseeable future.

Synonyms: Ass clown, pain in the ass, jerk, and prick

Antonyms: Knowledgeable, humble, and intelligent

My friends dad has the bullshit gene. He is always babbling on about things he knows nothing about and is frequently proven wrong. And when this happens, he will bullshit another reason as to why he got the answer wrong.

by dontcallmeredscarfranks January 26, 2012

Random bullshit

Something Moon Knight throws at his enemies whenever he feels threatened.

Thugs :"Be careful, man. I hear Moon Knight attacks with all sorts of random bullshit."
"Please, I got him dead to rights. Now to--"
MK: "RANDOM BULSHIT GO!!!!"

by Khonshulover66 November 30, 2021

on bullshit

1. Full of shit
2. A Hata

1. Man, Dude said he dunked on MJ...he on bullshit

2. Man, she led a brotha on out on the dance floor...she be on bullshit

by Frankie Tank December 16, 2005

bullshit friend

Someone that you have conversations or joke around with on a semi-regular basis with and are friendly with, but aren't close to.

I said hi to my bullshit friend at the mall yesterday.

by Lucky Charmz February 15, 2006

Stupid Bullshit

Anything completely lacking in value, purpose, and lacking a positive contribution to the matter at hand. As 'bullshit' or 'b.s.' is usually used to denote something as meaningless or without practical value, stupid adds more derision. Can also be used in the sense of 'drama'

At work they set up this new way to handle orders, and Johan and me both think it's nothing but stupid bullshit, man.

Also;

Jerry's ex-old lady came over and started a bunch of stupid bullshit, man.

by RevDrDark May 14, 2006

bullshidium

n: anything with an arbitrary name that explains, clarifies, or accomplishes something otherwise unexplainable, unclear, or impossible

bullshidium, gravity, dumby variables, multiply by 1, add 0, "Materia", magic, super powers

by HavekReekel March 24, 2009