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Buffalo News

To read this daily from Buffalo, New York, is to engage in a masochism not seen since the onset of self-flagellation.

Without question one of the worst newspapers to emerge in this country ever. Nobody ever thought it was possible to have so many pages with nothing pertinent or interesting to say. They are so typically one-sided in regard to political issues that they think nothing of endorsing a candidate without even a reasonable argument as to why.

The worst part of this rag is the "My View" column. They devoted a large space in the Opinions section to musings by the local yokels about their childhood memories of Grandma's potato salad, summer days spent in the basement with the lights off, or weekends at Uncle Wally's when he would slither into bed with cousin Mikey. However, those who have something relevant to say are relegated to a small paragraph in another area, so they can maintain space for this crap and all the former editors/employees who for some reason never go away.

They are further proof that a one-paper town is a lot like a child listening in on an adult conversation. They're only going to let you hear what they want you to hear.
The Buffalo News has to be absorbant for the amount of shit that lands on it's pages.
by Beastfan September 26, 2005
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buffalo stance

To stand with your arms tighly crossed looking over to side at somebody. This comes from the pose struck by Bruce Smith of the Buffalo Bills in the late 1980's
Run Dmc often posed in a "Buffalo Stance"
by Apollyon DCLXVI October 16, 2005
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bluffed

The delicate art of getting very blazed and stuffed.
joe: come on nagwagger, take a shot with me!
jesse: duuuuudee.. im so bluffed up right now. i can't
joe: poony.
by umbels May 10, 2009
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“Buffalo”

Buffalo is a drinking game. That can get you fucked up in a matter of time. If you aren’t careful.
It’s easy! You just drink from your non-dominant hand. If you do drink from it. You have to kill what ever you are drinking.

Example: I’m right handed so I would drink with my left. If I were caught drinking with my right hand . You would yell “Buffalo” at me. Then I would have to shotgun the rest of my drink. If you get buffaloed and you are drinking with the correct hand. The buffaloer has to shotgun their drink.
by Yarddot15 November 8, 2019
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Palmetto Bluff

A luxury golf resort and spa located near Bluffton, South Carolina. Comparable to Hilton Head and Sea Island, but quite a bit more exclusive and private. As low-key as it is high-end, it has an overwhelming old money feel to it. A surprising amount of people live in Palmetto Bluff, with house prices ranging from 625k-25 million.

It is a hotbed for southern elites, and recently has become more well known to Northeastern elites looking for alternatives to overpopulated vacation destinations in New England.

Also considered one of the preppiest and wealthiest places in America.
Guy 1- "I want to go where luxury meets southern hospitality."

Guy 2- "Palmetto Bluff is the way to go dude, and wait until you see some of the Southern Belle's over there."
by Razorbacks11 September 6, 2011
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alright buff

When someone gets you angry and they won't stop talking so you tell them to buff your nuts
Guy: yo your ugly as shit
You: alright buff
by People love to gobble April 3, 2015
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Spectacular Buff Ting

The term originates from blogger 'Lalalaletmeexplain' - A Spectacular Buff Ting is a person who is buff to their core. It doesn't matter what they look like on the outside. A spectacular buff ting doesn't judge other's because they have probably 'sinned' before and are pretty likely to 'sin' again. A spectacular buff ting is someone who can acknowledge that they have behaved like a dick in the past and who does their best to not carry that behaviour into the future. It is someone who recognises their flaws but celebrates their strengths. A spectacular buff ting knows that they are not defined by their past. They do not feel the need to apologise or take the blame for past toxic relationships. A spectacular buff ting lifts other people up and helps others to learn from their own mistakes. They try to take a balanced approach to dealing with cuntish or annoying people and they never resort to revenge, violence, or spite. A spectacular buff ting knows themselves and what they deserve, they have high standards and they expect respect. They recognize red flags and they heed them. They treat other humans, and animals, with love and compassion. And on the days when they fuck up they take ownership and they repair it. A spectacular buff ting let's go of society's expectations about how we should look and tries their best to show themselves unconditional love. A spectacular buff ting does not always feel like a spectacular buff ting, and that's OK.
"I feel really lost since the break up"

"Babe, you are a spectacular buff ting - don't ever forget that"
by Cchhaarrlliiee September 4, 2019
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