Buffet Racer

Classic boat owned by middle aged overweight men. Owners are usually bald, fat, and annoying. They typically think they own the baddest ass boat on the planet. These are the same types of guys that own Mustangs and consistantly humble brag about everything they do. Owners will give many excuses as to why the craft may not perform as well as previously stated it will.

Timmy is out crushing waves in his Buffet Racer, the baddest boat on the planet.

by market price August 30, 2017

buffet salad

The act of eating a a vagina while the girl is taking a shit aka the male to female reversal of the blumpkin. The location of the defamacache is pure choice of comfort. Do not take this act likely as it is #forthegirls

You know he’s the one when he goes down on you after bad sushi and gives you a buffet salad.

by #heathlyeats2018 March 9, 2018

Buffet pants

Adjustable waist pants suitable for comfort after a large meal

Christie, after having gorged at a Vegas buffet, lamented that she wore skinny jeans and not her buffet pants.

by Melvin S March 23, 2019

Buffete

A Buffete (pronounced buff - eh - t) means pertaining/relating/medicating to a flock of chars. A buffete is not changed if a cashier or a mediumist is added. If the buffete contains 1 yart or more than 50% non chars it becomes tainted and is now changed to a flock containing a char.

Person 1: Did you see that buffete walk by?!?!?

Person 2: ya the name and the chars involved made me so hungry I tried to get a taste.

Person 1: Lets just say the hog went for a swim and got a taste.

Person 2: *laughs* so what are you doing later tonight?

Person 1: My dongle is coming to town so Im just gonna hide under my roof

Person 2: your Whaaaaat????

Person 1: and a just daded a whoopie poo

Person. 2: A dog is just a regular woof cat

by Detectivechar January 19, 2019

Home Buffet

the act of searching your kitchen for food that is
appealing to the appetite - so you lower your standards and repeat the search in lieu of dining out.

John said he didn't want to go out, as he was hitting the home buffet.

by Rye Lan January 14, 2013

crimson buffet

Eating a girl out while shes on her period

My girl's on the rag so I totally ate at the crimson buffet.

by voodoo.123 October 30, 2013

Steamy buffet

Farting in the shower

Me and my girlfriend were taking a shower and she farted, giving us a steamy buffet, as the stench lingered in the moist contained air.

by Diggin12 January 15, 2016