buffer

/'buh-fah/
noun.
1. A person who takes unnecessarily long to say/explain something.

Stop being such a buffer and just say what you want to say!

by The_N[]RM May 29, 2017

buffer mouns

a device used to make soup

im gonna use my buffer mouns

by Thetrumpdrumf January 16, 2021

buffer

A male who is gay.

Bri, you're a right buffer!

by Duder78 June 26, 2009

buffers

a combination of buff and butters. usually a guy with a buff body and a naysty face. generally a person, male or female who is somehow smokin hot and crusty rugly at the same way, most frequently a nice body and a bad face or vice versa

taylor lautner
jay sean
dumbass: OMG! TAYLOR LAUTNER IS SO CUTE!!!
me: ew him are them buffers ting. you am these paedo.

by lloyydd May 21, 2010

buffer

The name by which gipsy’s call people, who live on the grid, with social security numbers, attend school, and own a home. A buffer is the term that the gipsy’s call basically real people, whom they lift stuff off of. As used on the FX show The Riches

I stole that buffers keys.
I don't go to buffer facilities like public school.

by John Yanchunis December 24, 2008

Buffering

The random pauses or forgetfulness in conversations that make you wait for details that aren't important anyway...

(Girl) "So the other day... I... uh... wait what was I saying?"
(Guy) "Buffering..."
(Girl) "SHUT UP! oh yeah I had like 6 cheeseburgers. I'm sooooo fat!"
(Guy) -Walking away- "What a dumb bitch..."

by truefortyfive July 30, 2012

buffer

Someone who sucks dick for cocaine.

Sandy needed more coke so she sucked the candyman's dick.

by Maguire September 9, 2003