brown pie 

when a girls privates have been stained brown from failing to wipe properly ( from front to back not back to front )

"the pictures taken in the motel of her privates showed obvious signs of a dirty brown pie"

shit pie crotch rot stanky pussy brown pie

brown pie by im#1SuperStar July 19, 2009

Brown Towel Affair 

Brown towel affair-when you run out of toilet paper and you have to result in wiping your ass with a hand towel.

"Stephen noticed Ron didn't have any toilet paper and had to use his hand towel to wipe his bum now that's a brown towel affair"

Brown Towel Affair by Fasteddie666 May 30, 2016

brown laser 

the runs, the hershey squirts, the squits, the trots, the craps, Montezuma's revenge, blowing mud, pissing from the butt.

i.e. diarrhea

An hour after I ate Bob's chili I was blasting the porcelain throne with my brown laser.

brown laser by txba397 December 20, 2008

Brown Bag Flu 

A slang term for a hangover.

Originates from the brown bag that alcohol is placed in at liquor stores and the tendency to attribute a hangover to some sort of illness.

"Joe called in sick this morning"

"Man that fucker isn't sick he just has a case of brown bag flu"

Brown Bag Flu by ACRanger April 26, 2010

brown eyes 

The most common eye color in the real world but the most uncommon eye color in fictional literature

She had dark brown eyes, the color of tumbling boulders or damp tree bark.

brown eyes by Cluelessfool September 17, 2017

brown mountain

a brown mountain is when you shit on someones head and sculpt their hair into a mountain with the shit

I gave sally a brown mountain last night and she still has shit in her hair!

brown mountain by jarik algrich May 24, 2009

brown-nose schizo 

One who bad mouths the boss behind his/her back, and then sucks up to the boss in his/her presence.

Joe is always first to compliment his boss, even though his coworkers know that Joe's a brown-nose schizo who always trashes management at the water cooler.

brown-nose schizo by Rodney81 September 5, 2009