bollock

a testicle

Oi he hit me right in the bollocks! Fookin' bollocker!

by Queefis Minumus, Summoner of Bollockings September 25, 2003

the hairy bollocks

amazing/top quality/really good/better than just "the bollocks"

Man 1: 24-hour drinking in pubs would be the bollocks.
Man 2: Nah, that'd be the HAIRY bollocks!

by Sadie E. Innes-Smith April 11, 2008

The Dogs Bollocks

A fat neek who takes jokes way to seriously and has no friends.
Also likes to wear swimming trunks to school.

Chad is the dogs bollocks

by Built like a chug jug March 19, 2021

bollock juggler

A term used to define a male who indulges in the art of testicular massage rather than performing the job they are employed for. In other words is fucking lazy!

That call centre bloke was a complete bollock juggler!

by Dave Knows All December 21, 2007

trolly bollock

a troll that speaks bollocks

you call someone a trolly bollock which means they speak bollocks and look like a troll. e.g omg that tylers such a trolly bollock !

by the amazingly amazing October 12, 2020

bollocks

In Ireland you call some one stupid a bollocks.

what the fuck do ya think ya doing ya fecking bollocks...ya?!

by lee April 7, 2005

bollockbrain

A bollockbrain is a simple form of abuse which has its origins in Manchester. In 2005 versions of the word began to spring up in the midwest USA; especially in Denver, Colorado Springs and Pueblo.It is usually used to make fun of someone who does somthing stupid;lacks anything resembling a brain; or to destroy someones self esteem.

*edit in name* you bollockbrain, what the fuck did you just do that for? you almost killed us you crazy motherfucker.

by Ronald Jeremiah June 15, 2007