brett mercier

The bestest friend you will ever have. He may have a lot of friends, but he knows that they all need attention. He is full of life, and he loves life. Girls are all over him, and he thinks nothing off it. But if you need a friend, find a brett, because Brett's are the way to go. He likes video games, and food, and family guy. He can be touchy sometimes, but that's okay. He is perfection in a body.

1st guy: woah man, is that brett?
2nd guy: yeah it is, but who is he with?

3rd guy: my sister, fuck she is all over brett mercier

by booty and the beast ™ April 7, 2015

Brett Davis

A bad mother fucker. Kicks ass takes names. Like the roles Royce of bad mother fuckers ya know top of the line. Gets bitches like its nobody's business. Walking baddassness.

Nigga, don't fuck with him he's a Brett Davis.

by Clint.L.Jackson November 6, 2016

magic brett

The sexiest man alive, looks good in a vest but looks better without it. kicks it with the best, kills it on the dance floor, aka brett blanchard

Man, I really want a magic brett

by magicbrettlover September 22, 2018

Funcle Brett

single man with no children who smells like funky cheeses

funcle Brett is here, I haven't seen him yet but I can smell him

by Ferrari Papi September 30, 2017

Brett Biles

A bad ass sexy mofo with a huge cock. Also is amazing at hockey and has a badass dirt bike.

Nerd #1: OMJE it's BRETT BILES! Look at all of his dank memes bro!
Nerd #2: Yeah I sure do wish I was Brett...

by That_badass_guy June 8, 2016

Brett Palmer

A self-centered jerk who is a want to be. Commonly found getting swirlied in the toilet. Get a life, Brett.

Person 1: Who’s that kid with the mismatched Crocs?

Person 2: Must be Brett Palmer

by Brett667 May 3, 2018

The Brett wank

The brett wank is a form of masturbation in public mainly on the east coast of England.

Did you see that lad having the brett wank on the beach last night

by Bait needle January 7, 2021