Breast Desk

When a woman's stomach extends further outward than her breasts, thus serving as a platform (or "desk") with which to support them.

1. I was going to suck on her nipples, but didn't get past her breast desk.

2. I usually don't fuck women with breast desks, but it was a slow night, so hey, I made an exception.

by Fly Paper July 24, 2011

monkey breast

gay kid, probably fat, might be black, definitely a fucking idiot.

god, i cant believe my sons hanging with that kid dylan again,

is he a monkey breast?

by dickballboy January 15, 2022

Alpha Breast

the girl with the biggest tits at any event

With Kristins massive D size breasts she was easily the alpha breast at the party

by 22400michael March 9, 2011

Say it with breast

The female equivalent of “say it with chest”

Suck your mother, I say it with breast

by Tayfyall April 3, 2020

breast buy

a place i wish they had so i can buy great women with great tits

by Nick Bellanger August 7, 2003

breast buds

breasts that are shallow to the point of almost being invisible - like those of a slim prepubescent or peri-pubescent girl. Breast buds are characterized by their shallowness (closeness to the chest), not by their narrowness. Long, narrow breasts are not breast buds.

Though Donna was in her mid-30s, she had dieted so assiduously that she had the body of a 14 year old ballerina and the barely perceptible breast buds of a prepubescent girl. However, when excited, her nipples became hard like two halves of an unripened plum.

by wouldaben January 6, 2011

Hoppin' Breast

When an elder lady jumps up and down and her breasts fly every which direction.

Greg: I hate it when my Nana jumps, she has a mad case of Hoppin' Breast!

Carla: Eww Bro.

by Dr. Doctor Pepper June 24, 2011