the brakes

An emergency situation

Where are the brakes on this crazy thing?

by Bicycleapps April 10, 2019

Brake Stand

When "skid mark" simply won't suffice to explain what has happened in your underpants.

I can't put these in the laundry basket. It looks like a tractor trailer did a brake stand in my underwear. Quick get me a stick I think I am just gonna burn em.

by Angus McCracken January 27, 2020

fuck the brakes

Means I totally disregard what you regard…
FTB
Don’t slow down, full steam ahead. Mash!

Fuck the brakes man.. I’m full steam ahead. Roll on! Don’t slow down… FTB 🔥

by Ewrecka October 20, 2022