Bowling Ball

A surprise thumb in the butt when doggy style.

So, have a lady from behind and when all is going well, put your thumb in your mouth (for a little lubrication...and make a popping sound) then GENTly rub the anus and insert thumb. Make sure the rest of the fingers are posted up top of the ass like a bowling ball. They love it!

by life big toe and bowling ball April 8, 2009

Bowling

Same rules as bowling except instead of knocking down pins each player must cash a bowl.
Strike = One hit to cash the bowl
Spare = Two hits to cash the bowl
Gutter Ball = A person Volcano's or drops the pins (danks)

- Dam Keith just scored a perfect game in bowling.

- Yeah and he's so far gone.

by rawbeats January 9, 2011

left handed browsing

To browse the internet for porn. And possibly having you right hand on your member.

Guy 1: hay i walked in on nat he was left handed browsing.

Guy 2:That nasty where was his right hand.

Guy 1: on his member

by metroid768 May 28, 2011

bowling hair

bowling hair is what your hair looks like after you have an intense game of bowling.

In p.e. class we had such an intense game of bowling, everyone had bad cases of bowling hair.

by qwerty12345678910 March 22, 2009

bumper bowling

The act of driving a motor vehicle down the interstate while tired or intoxicated and "bumping" back and forth between the rumble strips when you pass out. Just like in bumper bowling, the ball reaches it's final goal, but not without some assistance from going in the gutter.

"Man I was way to tired to be driving last night. I was bumper bowling all the way home."

by Meaty Pablo December 15, 2007

Got her Like a bowling ball

When you Stick 2 fingers in her ass and your thumb in her pussy and hold her like a bowling ball

So she wanted it bad as I was sucking her tits I got her like a bowling ball and made her squeal!!!

by Crazychris April 14, 2014

Bowling

Filling all three of a woman's holes during the act of sexual intercourse, as if she was a bowling ball. This can be done by three men, or by one man using the penis and hands (a modified shocker) or by one man taking turns at each hole.

Husband: "Hey honey, can I go bowling tonight?"
Wife: "Sure, let me grab the lube"

by JTrenary September 24, 2005