Boner

So you wake up and say wow I got morning wood but you don't know what that means you just say it then you look down your pee pee and it's hard as a rock

Prostitute: DAMN THATS ONE HARD DICK
Me: oh it's nothing I just have a boner it's when my pee pee get hard so I can ejaculate
Prostitute: okay fuck me now

Me: don't mind if I do

by Don't be an Ehiosa December 2, 2020

Boner

How Dani (game developer/YouTuber) calls his fans

guy1: hey u boner?
guy2: yuck

by f1n3 is not a n00b March 4, 2021

Boner

When a boy/man sees something hot and wants to fuck it, exulting in the PP getting hard.

Have you seen Blake’s Boner

I know right! it’s so big

by Firee March 25, 2021

BONer

(n.) A hard-on for Beta.

Dude, that Beta party was so good I totally have a BONer now

by the mizzzle November 21, 2010

Boner

Another way of calling something 'stupid'

Girl A: I have to clean my room tonight.

Girl B: That's boner.

by liddohitler October 22, 2010

boner

1. a stupid mistake
2. dunce like move, such as spelling "I" wrong

Suzy: Oh jeez, I just made a boner.

by iop February 17, 2007

bonerism

Jessica Baxter

JB is a boner

by ... February 28, 2003