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rational blue balls

The extreme mental and sometimes emotional frustration that comes from trying to reason with someone who is not using rationality to drive their decisions (e.g. religious fanatics, conspiracy theorists, etc.)
John: Hey have you heard about this documentary called "Plandemic" - it's about how THEY created the coronavirus in order to enslave us with a vaccine that everyone "has to take".

Peter: What the fuck are you talking about John? I watched it and it's clearly horseshit. No one in that video is credible and almost all of them have been debunked as crackpots elsewhere...why are you telling me about this shit?

John: Dude, you don't understand, THEY have a plan and we are going to lose our freedom, bro. Why can't you see? Don't be a sheep, man!

Peter: Thanks John, now you've given me rational blue balls. I need to go talk with a reasonable person and maybe I'll feel better.
by weyus May 7, 2020
mugGet the rational blue ballsmug.

Musical Blue Balls

After waiting weeks to go to a conert, You hear the first five notes at said concert, but then it gets called off due to injury or retardation.
Last night i went to the free alexisonfire concert, And after 12 seconds i was about to nut but then someone broke the barrier and everyone was kicked out. I feel like i have musical blue balls
by 2010 olympic spirit February 17, 2010
mugGet the Musical Blue Ballsmug.

blue ball bitch

when dan got out of prison after 5 years he found that rebuilding his life was a blue ball bitch.
by freedav04 June 12, 2005
mugGet the blue ball bitchmug.

Golden Blue Ball

When a person, usually a guy, comes over a females house and proceeds to pleasure her. Then in return the female tells him he has to go, without pleasuring him back. This can also be called the Epic Blue Ball
"Yeah I ate her out last night"

"Then did she blow you?"

"... No. She gave me the golden blue ball and kicked me out"

"Please give me your man card right away"
by 69 vs missionary March 21, 2010
mugGet the Golden Blue Ballmug.

blue ball

Blue ball is the excruciating pain felt in testicles.resemblance of pain include stomach aches or being horse kicked in the nads. You never want this feeling. So always bust a couple shells out of your shotgun before going hunting.
Pain balls blue blue ball
by trackkid_lewis February 18, 2014
mugGet the blue ballmug.

wednesday blue-balls

The day after (usually Wednesday) when your girlfriend finishes her “cycle” and you are so horny that she denies you any sex!
Wednesday morning: Bobby: “Hey baby...do you wanna have some adult fun tonight?”
Jennifer “I don’t know...I don't really feel in the mood!”
Bobby: “I figured you would give me the Wednesday Blue-balls so I will just fuck my secretary today after work! Thanks baby!”
by CBR_Rider February 21, 2018
mugGet the wednesday blue-ballsmug.

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