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The nut blossom

Like Reaper from Overwatch, you spin in a circle releasing bullets to kill your foes, but instead of bullets, it's sperm and you spin a circle "nutting" everywhere.
"Oh baby get ready for my The nut blossom!"
by Satanic man August 26, 2017
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Blossom

Blossom is overall a very annoying girl. She is usually very confident and maybe has a few talents but talks way too much and is just a bit strange. She has a very unique name and a very unique personality. You will never find a more annoying person than a Blossom.
“Hey Blossom”
WOOF WOOF MOOOOO MIAOW NEIGH”
um ok...”
by Ijustwanttodie November 13, 2020
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bliss blossom

Surges of pleasure from anal stimulation.
When you wear a butt-plug, and you begin to feel surges of pleasure from stimulating your anus, that's called a 'bliss blossom.'
by Velouteuse July 31, 2021
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Squatch-Blossom

For me this isn’t to be confused with squash blossom but maybe a new way to look at something in someone.

A squash blossom necklace is often beautiful handmade silver bell flowers or bead with a large intrusive piece at the center. The piece is maybe pretty but not as delicate as what it hangs from.

I fell in love recently after domestic violence ended years ago. He’s not at all what I pictured as he’s very tall, large and furry lol. He’s got a beard, and because of his hair, I started calling him “Squatch”. But he is delicate inside which is what I see. A former marine he’s extremely gruff about in general but he’s in love too and I see it in his beautiful green eyes.

So Squatch-Blossom

A person who is maybe harder on the outside than in inside. Hard for the average person to see but once opened to love, a delicate beautiful , soft soul.
I love my Squatch-Blossom!
by AJ Flowers January 29, 2025
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Turd Blossom

Turd Blossom is a made up word from a thirteen year old kid who is best friends with the kid who created beanstab (look it up on the urban dictionary) Turd Blossom is a word used as an insult.
Man 1: Hi Jaemie!
Jaemie: Get out of my way you Turd Blossom
by G3T GH05T3D October 31, 2018
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blossom

the most awesome boy in the world he is so hot and so attractive and nice and amazing hes so gentle with evrything hes tall and skinny and asian hes the the best boy ive ever met at ods he is 16 amd he is a student leader hes just so AAAAAAAA you will get butterflies when he walks or talks or looks or anything he is amazing
person: hey whos blossom dude?
me: THE MOST HOTTEST BOY EVER
by karljacobs April 26, 2022
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A sexual act, originating in New Mexico, wherein the transexual woman mashes her penis in a self gratifying act of self immolation. The splatter is referred to as a blossom and traditionally left on the driveway of the first teacher to use one's desired pronouns.
Scar left Ms. Penelope a Native American Squash Blossom before going to the hospital for bottom surgery.
by Phrackster October 2, 2025
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