cootie blaster

His rubbed his cootie blaster after seeing a smokin' hotty.
by Bob WhatsHisFace May 31, 2009
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Flying blaster

A powerful finger blasting using the right ring finger; with the aid of a pully system elevating an overweight female towards the roof defying gravity
Barry gave Nat the ultimate flying blaster in the Red Baboon.
by Otterspocket1 November 06, 2016
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Rodeo Blaster

When a woman rides you reverse cowgirl while simultaneously fondling, you might say massaging, your testicles and scrotum.
So she was doing me cowgirl and I freaked out when she did a 180 and grabbed my sack! Then she said, "Relax! Haven't you ever had a rodeo blaster."

The first time I got a rodeo blaster, it changed my life.
by pwdr March 09, 2010
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ghetto blaster

A large, portable, electronic noise-making device carried on the shoulders of spade cats, coons, stove lids, jigaboos, and (as the liberals call them) guys of color. The sole purpose of this device is to pollute the streets with hip hop and other greasy shit noise.

As proof that this is true, neither you nor anyone else has ever seen a white paddy walking down the street with a ghetto blaster on his shoulder.
Rastus, he done book down de street wif a ghetto blaster on his shoulder. He do dis to make Whitey scared.
by Cap'n Bullmoose September 19, 2007
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Master-Blaster

A Master-Blaster is a guy who can shoot his load at least 12 feet.
In jack-off contests, I can sometimes be a Master-Blaster!
by USAF Cadet September 12, 2021
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snatch blaster

an individual (usually a male) known for not only intercepting and appreciating ones snatch, but for literally blasting it with a huge load, skeet skeet, blasted in that snatch.
"yo did you see how crusty tiffanys cunt was, her man must be a mega mega snatch blaster."
by sideshow slim November 30, 2009
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youth-blaster

one who sexually corrupts youths.
"your mom's a youth-blaster, your mom's a fuckin disaster"
by Lord Mzok April 05, 2004
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