Jeff Bezos

A bald guy whos really rich and puts the most useless shit on his website that nobody needs and gets like 98% of his profit from that one mom

Im better than you because i am jeff bezos

by xxFjzK December 31, 2025

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ribbons and beaus

Describes a group of paired singles where da gals do their hair in the old-fashioned way.

I love attending barn-dances and other traditional country-folk gatherings; it's refreshing to see all da ribbons and beaus there.

by QuacksO March 25, 2021

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Big like Bezos

When something is of a large size like Jeff Bezos' wealth.

"Yo that truck is big like Bezos my dude!"

by Mattshe99 May 14, 2022

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jeffrey preston bezos

executive chairman of amazon, multi-billionare jeff bezos’s full name.

A: hey i decided that we are in the middle of a conversation now so i need to bring up a topic.
B: ok.
A: did you know that jeff bezos’s full name is “jeffrey preston bezos”?
B: hey this guy on tiktok hit a fli- WAIT WHAT I DIDN’T KNOW THAT I AM CURRENTLY IN SHOCK AND I AM GONNA FAINT IN 3.9516 SECONDS
*3.9516 seconds later*
B: *faints*

by toenailz_gaming October 5, 2023

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