Being a man

Choosing the irrational option of a task.

"Do you want be to deep fry the turkey this year?"
"Nah I'm being a man, I'm gonna grill it."

by FonzieButt November 17, 2011

Being on your j's

Being alone
Being by yourself

"We don't like you being on your j's, so we'll just come with you."

by Samuel Billy Bob Smith March 15, 2009

Being Raped By Rainbows

When an unexpected bad thing happens out of something that is supposed to be good

Me: Yesterday, my girlfriend told me she was ready to have sex, so I went to her house and she was doing her brother...she told me she didn't mean she was ready for me.
Friend: Damn, sounds like you were Being Raped By Rainbows last night man

by Mr1sack August 7, 2012

Being a Jerm

When someone tries extremely hard to be correct about everything/prove everyone wrong, especially over trivial things that no one cares about. "Being a Jerm" also refers to someone who tells you a pointless fact every chance they get.

Peter: yeah that song came out in the 70's
Jerm: No, it came out in 1978.
Peter: like I said..
Jerm: *googles and pulls up Wikipedia page* see, 1978, you were wrong.

Or

Jim: Dude, I want some celery
Andrew: Did you know that when you eat celery you burn more calories than celery has in it?
Jim: no one cares.. stop being a Jerm, man..

by perdedor May 22, 2014

being a mean queen

In gay culture this is a male that behaves & acts like a female teenager. Usually other gay males will laugh & go along with this immature bltchy character. This is group or herd mentality within individuals that feel this will elevate their status with their friends.

Thursday is mean girl day at the bar, Gilbert was just being a mean queen!

by birdfart November 7, 2015

being a dish

Cute, sassy and a little bit helpless; not in a sexual or intellectual way.
Sitting, waiting, watching what will come around my way next week.

In the morning after Election Day I will feel being a dish - no matter who's the winner!

by Mika Berlinsta November 2, 2016

Being a Dion

1. A person who behaves in a servile or obsequious manner; a toady

2. One with an affinity for condiments of the mustard persuasion.

3. too confident, in a way that is slightly unpleasant or rude

4. Also see Aristotle complex, bootlicker, cocksure

He was being a dion and ignoring the facts right in front of him.

by Fd27 August 30, 2020