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Bernie Macking

To provide woman with a sexual encounter for three minutes and tell them they are on their own if they didn't get theirs. "I got mine, you should have got yours".
From the Kings of Comedy Tour.
I said to my wife, "How about a some Bernie Macking tonight?...She says cool, I will get the dildo ready to finish what you can't".
by Hot Rod 40 April 30, 2014
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Bernie

Mr Benard is such a hoe and sucks at his job and makes everyone's life so much worse he is an areshole who can suck my dick.
WHEEEEEEEEENNNNNNN Bernie no one likes youuuuuu literally stop breathing
by wiggitywiggleisthatmypickle November 24, 2021
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Bernie

Bernie is one of the realest people you'll meet.He's handsome and sexy and all the ladiesbitches all fall in love with his looks and personality.He's very smart,funny,sometimes lazy but overall a great person.You should really have a Bernie in your life
Bernie is so hot and sexy
by SingleMom145 June 12, 2017
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Berny

Berny is that one bad bitch who just don’t give a fuck. She’s quiet but crazyyy when her friends are around. She starts off shy then starts opening up more to you. Don’t get her mad tho .. she’ll become a fire cracker. Berny overall the best people to hang around when you get to know them !
god damn berny, you know how to get it downnnn.
by bvrbie.nee November 21, 2021
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Bernie

Someone who is %100 cuter then nick in every single way
"Bernie is cuter then nick"
by Nick the one and only February 4, 2022
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Berny

He is hot
Berny: I am hot
Matthew and Natan: We know
by Your Hot Mom/Berny February 1, 2021
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Bernie Shame

When you look back over your social media post and realize you over did it with the Bernie memes.
Bill: Do you remember when Bernie was on everyone's Facebook page?

Dan: Fuck man, you don't have to remind me I have enough Bernie shame as it is.
by swon February 12, 2021
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