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Blitzed

A verb associated with one going all-out on something i.e. an object, competition or anything in which can receive human impact physically or mentally. Also commonly referred to getting extremely drunk, raised or both.
- I blitzed my exam; finished within 20 minutes!

- John started pushing Liam and then Liam just blitzed it. I don't think John will be picking on him again!

- On the last lap of the 800m race, this kid absolutely blitzed it. He deserved 1st place!
by Maximus Decimus Meridi July 24, 2012
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Ballroom Blitz

Franticly rearranging one's testicles due to lack of bollock space, or 'ball room'. NOT a casual affair. Only covers emergency rearrangements.
"Why are you smelling your fingers?"
"Just had to rearrange both of my vegetables. These new undies are giving me serious grief."
"Ahhh, the old Ballroom Blitz. Well wash your hands before you eat any more popcorn chicken."
by Jeff Vader 1990 September 14, 2014
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Blitz

From HIMYM: If a blitz leaves the room, the laws of physics stop and the laws of awesome triple. Meaning, something awesome will happen.
- "We're totally going to have a movie night with soda and ice cream tonight!"
- "Naah, It's a good night for playing Super Mario Kart. Peace out!"
*a brief pause*
- "THAT NAKED CHICK JUST TOTALLY WALKED IN HERE! Blitz doesn't know what he missed.."
by Lightheaded November 27, 2010
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Belfast Blitz

The act of shitting on someone from an elevated height.
One example of this, is where someone would stand on a rooftop, and excrete faeces on the unsuspecting victims below. The shit drops and lands like a bomb, and is a common prank in the city of Belfast, hence Belfast Blitz
by john tamase May 15, 2008
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Blitz

When someone "calls" something you can say blitz to counter their "call". U can also use the "no blitz" that's when you call something. In order to be safe u say "no blitz" so no one can "blitz" your call.
"I call shotgun."
"blitz"

I call shotgun no blitz
by Big chode September 13, 2012
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Kreamy Blitz

When a man shoots his semen on another person/people.
She took my kreamy blitz down her throat
cumsemenjizz
by kreamyblitz May 10, 2009
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beatz

Used to indicate that something will give you a serious beating if you challenge it. Usually used in conjunction with "teh".
Dirk Nowitzki may look like a hayseed but he is teh beatz!

Kurzohrrüsselspringer is teh beatz!

I'm teh beatz - you suxorz!
by Jonas Ivo September 10, 2006
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