Beer bruises

Mystery bruises caused by a night out with the beer monster, which you have NO MEMORY AT ALL of obtaining.

Particularly impressive when found on the face, possibly from calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone.

Ouch, what the hell was I doing last night!? And where am I? And why is there diced carrot in my hair!?

by ..WiL May 24, 2005

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Bebecita

It’s a meaning of like

Uy mira a esa Bebecita

Omg look at that babygirl

Ay que Bebecita tan hermosa

by Vickyb_629 August 18, 2019

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Lawn Mower Beer

Any beer low in alcohol content that is also highly quaffable. A style of beer you would want to drink after working hard in the yard on a hot summer day. Usually a crisp pale lager or ale with moderate to high carbonation. Must be well chilled.

Lawn mower beer style examples include American Light Lager, Cream Ale, Blonde Ale, Standard/Ordinary Bitter. Commercial examples include Sam Adams Light, Genesee Cream Ale, Abita Golden, Redhook ESB.

by jaydubwill January 10, 2013

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Beer Scooter

The ability to get home after a night out on the booze and not remember it
i.e. "I don't remember getting home last night, I must have caught the
beer scooter".

by Karlito April 20, 2003

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beer feet

beer feet is a side effect of being under the influence of beer or alcohol when one's feet become numb when bearfoot in outdoor or indoor terrains do to such high intoxication :

Me: i have mad beer feet bro!
friend: dude your walking on glass and rocks!
Me: i know man and im so intoxicated i cant feel a thing!
friend: you do have mad beer feet then. you should quit drinking before you hurt yourself...hahaha not!

by bailee kruger June 20, 2009

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