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Beardo

A male specimen whose wildly bushy beard acts a shield of armor to conceal the underlying inner weirdo from the outer world.
Sorry sir, we have a strict policy of not hiring beardos at the day care center. ZZ Top reached considerable fame despite being fronted by two beardos. The CCTV agency has yet to solve the "beardo factor". The newsroom has been receiving mounting complaints of a beardo shouting at joggers in the park. He thought of himself as an enigma riddled with mystery, while his co-workers felt he was an unsettling beardo.
by triumphofthetonguetwister August 26, 2022
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Neptune's beard

A way to say 'Fuckin' A' without saying 'fuck'.
Q: "Did the Steelers win yesterday?"
A: "Neptune's beard! They crushed those Ravens!"
by HawaiiThad June 4, 2015
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beardies

A cutsie name for Australian bearded dragons. (Pet lizards)
How are my little beardies doing today? Who has a beard? Who has a beard? Its you! Beardies! Magnificent!
by Jeffy! May 9, 2005
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jerry beads

Introduced in 2002 on Jerry Springer as a reward to audience members who expose their breasts on camera.

Also see Mardi Gras.
Fat chick: "Im gonna get me some Jerry Beads!"
*flashes tits*

Crowd: "YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!"
by 10010000101001 March 17, 2008
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bearded taco

A hairy cooch. Fun to eat regardless, and term derives from the taco shape. Also spawned the term taco sauce.

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That Mexican place sure had a lot of bearded tacos!
by T. J. October 30, 2003
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bearded clam

Her camel toe looked like a bearded clam
by Louis June 18, 2003
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break up beard

When a guy is unceremoniously dumped by his girlfriend whilst still in love with her and looses all motivation in self-grooming, instead spending all of his time feeling sorry for himself and chain smoking. The result is either a large grizzly adams style bushy beard or a pathetic patchy puberty beard.
The beard is ill advised as although it fits with your new found self image of self loathing, it also makes it near on impossible to get over your ex as all other members of the opposite sex will find it and you grotesque.
dude, it's been nearly three months since brian got dumped by his ex and he stil hasn't shaved off his break up beard. It's disgusting, i can't breath through my nose when i'm around him anymore and i'm pretty sure i saw a piece of pasta in it the other day.
by loooy December 14, 2009
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