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batman blumpkin

when you go ass to mouth with a girl.
then as you start to ejaculate in her mouth you pinch off your urethra then turn the girl around and ejaculate on her back. then proceed to rub your semen on her back with your penis. all of this happening while you are defecating in your toilet.
man1: hey what did you do last night with that girl?

man2: that girl and I did batman blumpkin
by Mr. M0nk3y January 1, 2012
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Batman Returns (1992)

Batman Returns is a 1992 American superhero film directed by Tim Burton. Based on the DC Comics character Batman, it is a sequel to 1989's Batman, with Michael Keaton reprising the title role of Bruce Wayne/Batman. The film introduces the characters of Max Shreck (Christopher Walken), a business tycoon who teams up with the Penguin (Danny DeVito) to take over Gotham City, as well as the character of Catwoman (Michelle Pfeiffer).
### Sources: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman_Returns; www.imdb.com/title/tt0103776/trivia?ref_=tt_trv_trv ###
Batman Returns (1992) facts:

1. Neither Tim Burton nor Michael Keaton had been signed up in advance for a sequel; Burton came on board only after the script met all his demands (he hadn't been entirely happy with the first Batman's screenplay), whilst Keaton only agreed to do the second film after a serious hike in salary.

2. It was intended that the character of Robin be introduced in the sequel to Batman. Reportedly, Tim Burton collaborated with DC Comics artist Norm Breyfogle to redesign the Robin costume so that it would coincide with the one planned for the film. Kenner Toys even went so far as to produce a corresponding action figure, but when Robin was eventually written out of the script, Kenner released the toy anyway, as the character newly rendered in the comic books.

3. WILHELM SCREAM: Before Batman straps the dynamite to the strongman, he hurls a goon over a bridge. As the goon flies through the air, he screams the famous Wilhelm scream.

4. Michael Keaton was alleged to have earned $11 million for reprising his role as the Caped Crusader.

5. The final Christmas ball scene is quite symbolic: since it is a masque party all the guests are in disguise. The only two guests there who actually aren't wearing masks are Bruce Wayne and Selina Kyle. This implies that their real personalities are Batman and Catwoman respectively, and that their public appearance without a costume is just a disguise for the society.
by The Centurion May 30, 2013
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batman card

Using "my parents are dead" to justify whatever you are doing.
My boss yelled at me for not finishing the report in time so I played the batman card.
by DutchWollf August 12, 2015
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Bathan

A wordful guy.Whos heart is pure.Theyll never let you down.Theyll always be there for you
Have you seen Bathan he’s amazing
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Batman bin Suparman

Batman bin Suparman is a 23-year old Javanese man who has a freaking awesome name. If you don't think it's awesome, then you must be EXTREMELY delusional. Unfortunately for him, he was arrested and imprisoned in Singapore for attempt of robbery.
Jeffy: Have you heard of Batman bin Suparman?
Mario: I don't like his name.
Jeffy: ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?!?!
by BleachedSpaghettiYT October 16, 2017
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Batwing Suit

When ones Batwings are so severely stretched and stuck to the inner thigh, they have the ability to allow a man to leap from a fixed object and have their moistened, stretched testicles provide enough surface tension to power flight much like a traditional wingsuit.
His Batwings are so pronounced, he was able create a Batwing Suit and comfortably sail down the mountain using only his testicles to keep him aloft .
by Mr Fancypants March 12, 2019
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Batman

A crime fighting rich boy, that beats the ever loving shit out of mentally ill people in dark always.
by Hob Nobben October 22, 2019
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