Bastard Fry

When a wayward french fry appears in a bag of onion rings or fried zucchini. It can also apply to a regular french fry showing up in a batch of curly fries (or vice versa).

"These onion rings are delicious—hey! Is that a bastard fry? Oh, hell yes!"

Bastard Fry by 2smokingbarrels May 23, 2012

Bastard Balls 

A term used to identify blood shot eyes one gets usually gets when smoking marijuana.

"Are you sure you haven't been smoking pot? Because you sure got some bastard balls."

Bastard Balls by Christine December 8, 2004

Bastard-factory 

A phrase popularized by a conservative talk-show host to refer to the indigents who choose to live outside their means, pump out kids from multiple "baby-daddy's," and refuse to work, leaving honest, hard working, tax-paying Americans to foot the bill.

What caused the American economy to pseudo-collapse in 2008?
- Oh, that's because Bastard-factory America got mortgages on homes they couldn't afford and never intended on paying off...they're still unemployed hoping Obama's "spread the wealth" will trickle down.

Bastard-factory by iAmOtto December 9, 2008

bastard from the bush

someone who lives in the bush

Jim: Hey look at that bird.
Bob: Yeah he is a bastard from the bush.

bastard from the bush by Robert_Skull January 27, 2009

bastard balls 

a complete bastard whom fathers many bastard children with his over-active man-goo contained within his ball sack "bastard balls"

"hey bastard balls fuck right off"

bastard balls by mattgc November 21, 2006

bastard-ass 

Someone who is completey oblivious to their actions, unaware of reactions and such.

Thanks for takin' a leak on that chicks sofa, you bastard-ass.

bastard-ass by daveydeadite May 17, 2005

Bastard Puddin' 

Bill Cosby's crappy puddin that he endorses on tv.

"Would you like some Bastard Puddin'my dear?"

Bill Cosby to his wife.

Bastard Puddin' by Stan Lee August 30, 2003