Loud banger

A driver that listens to music at ear-splitting levels to either make up for the lack of conversation within a vehicle or just because he enjoys music at a higher volume.

EXAMPLE 1
>How was your date with Jack?
*We didn't talk much, so when we were in his car he tried to fill the void by being a loud banger.

EXAMPLE 2
>My gf wasnt able to sleep because of all fucking loud bangers in her neighborhood.

EXAMPLE 3
>Loud bangers that listen to pop music give mesecondhand embarrassment

by Luca Kiddo June 19, 2009

Tanker Banger

A guy who bangs fat chicks for shits and giggles, also known as a nastyman.

Steve: aye i think Robs porking that fat chick he just met.
Bradley: TANKER BANGER!
Jeffo: Balls.

by KidSwoll August 2, 2009

Tijuana Barber Pole

The act of realizing that the woman you are with is so wide, that the only way to please her is to anally fist her up to your elbow. It is know as the Tijuana Barber Pole because the only way to achieve this is to spin her around.

Damn, man, she's so wide I had to give her a Tijuana Barber Pole!

My boyfriend thought it was funny to give me a Tijuana Barber Pole for my birthday... I still can't sit down.

by BrackettE November 1, 2010

crotch banger

A wedgie in your crotch.

These tight Jean shorts are giving me a crotch banger!

by KennyCee June 14, 2018

tom barber

Someone who likes Cheese and can't stop pointing it out like a Mongoloid

you're such a tom barber

by Tom B. Sucks February 24, 2019

Sex badger

A sex badger is someone who has all knowledge on the subject sex, which makes them really good in bed.

Ask Fin he’s a real sex badger

by Maiakins July 8, 2019

Yeety Badger

A term to describe something that is epically indescribable. For example

"Fuck me that was a right Yeety Badger!"

Carrying something heavy..

"Bro give me a lift with this Yeety Badger"

Parking a car by reversing in to a space in the most epic way...

“Watch me Yeet this Badger“

by Pirate Legend September 24, 2020