Barber

Living avatars of deception and evil whom you will ask for just a clean up and they will proceed to destroy your current hairstyle. Go to a hairdresser next time.

Kevin:I went to my barber and he destroyed my shit, spent the whole summer growing it out too.

Bob:never trust a barber man.

by Beesofbag September 3, 2022

Barber goonsuitcasing

When you ask your barber for a low taper fade and instead he braids your head hair and ass hair and carries you like a suitcase and then proceeds to flickergoon and cum Inside your ass

I wanted to get a low taper fade but my barber James gave me a barber goonsuitcasing

by Lebombom February 18, 2025

Shano Barber

A small midget with a lesbian haircut, lies through his teeth. Talks big game on siege but is a filthy bronze, never trust this child as he will immediatley call you gay

No-one really likes Shano Barber

by None Of Your Business January 17, 2020

backyard barber

A barber shop in the boondocks

Boys went to the backyard barber for a fresh cut in the boondocks

by Elock and the backyardagins March 22, 2017

The Barber Special

Total an utterly gay , enjoys anal, and long walks on the beach!

A.J was running a race and got the sudden taste for huge cock and done his cool down getting gangbanged in the locker room. While planning his beach vacation. “The Barber Special”

by RatStealer449 January 28, 2018

Butterknife Barber

When a woman melts a stick of button atop her badussy, and proceeds to enter a fresh butter knife. The butter knife is then turned horizontal after inserted, serrated side facing the exterior. The man then enters from the top of his head, and moves in a circular motion, creating the perfect haircut.

Max: Brooo I need to get a trim so bad. I’m mad broke tho.
Isabel: i’ll butterknife barber you. Put on your goggles.

by SexyLamp November 19, 2022