Barber

Living avatars of deception and evil whom you will ask for just a clean up and they will proceed to destroy your current hairstyle. Go to a hairdresser next time.

Kevin:I went to my barber and he destroyed my shit, spent the whole summer growing it out too.

Bob:never trust a barber man.

by Beesofbag September 3, 2022

LT Barber

Sexy light skin with a shlong

“Damn did u see LT Barber in school today”

by BiggdaddyL April 29, 2019

Barber goonsuitcasing

When you ask your barber for a low taper fade and instead he braids your head hair and ass hair and carries you like a suitcase and then proceeds to flickergoon and cum Inside your ass

I wanted to get a low taper fade but my barber James gave me a barber goonsuitcasing

by Lebombom February 18, 2025

Shano Barber

A small midget with a lesbian haircut, lies through his teeth. Talks big game on siege but is a filthy bronze, never trust this child as he will immediatley call you gay

No-one really likes Shano Barber

by None Of Your Business January 17, 2020

backyard barber

A barber shop in the boondocks

Boys went to the backyard barber for a fresh cut in the boondocks

by Elock and the backyardagins March 22, 2017

Butterknife Barber

When a woman melts a stick of button atop her badussy, and proceeds to enter a fresh butter knife. The butter knife is then turned horizontal after inserted, serrated side facing the exterior. The man then enters from the top of his head, and moves in a circular motion, creating the perfect haircut.

Max: Brooo I need to get a trim so bad. I’m mad broke tho.
Isabel: i’ll butterknife barber you. Put on your goggles.

by SexyLamp November 19, 2022