Banchory

Once a little town in aberdeenshire, now being flooded with housing companies erecting repetitive housing estates out of their asses. The major neglect from the council means if there's a pothole or a tree has fallen over close to your home, settle up because it'll take them 2-3 years to fix it (and not even do a good job at it).

You would think the people who live here are nice, you'd be correct but there is one issue.
if you're unfortunate to go to Tesco on a weekday during mid-day, or any where to be fair, get ready to experience the zombie apocalypse and the army of half dead old people stand in the middle of the isle looking at ice cubes for an hour.

There's also an academy, filled with the local drug dealers smoking weed in the forest not even 20 meters away from the school. "But they must get reprimanded for such things" you might be thinking, wrong. If you're "autistic" or have even the slightest problem with your mental health you're basically the new head teacher of the school. Get into a fight with some of these crackheads you'll be ganged up on and the teaching staff there will probably join it to harass and verbally assault you. But other than that Mr Bilsland is a G.

"oh you go to Banchory Academy"
"ye"
"i'm sorry for you"

"fancy a trip to Morrisons?"
"its 14.30 we won't survive"
"oh shit, good point"

"you want a spliff mate"
"were in fucking maths?"

by SoggyDoddy December 18, 2024

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by Chicago Panda January 29, 2025

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