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Irish Bail

When you impregnate your girlfriend/wife before the start of a long prison sentence so she's occupied for the duration.
The Judge gave Billy 10 years but luckily his girlfriend received irish bail so she'll have something do to while Billy is away.
by SoberCaine November 6, 2021
mugGet the Irish Bailmug.

baile

She is the nicest person you will meet. She doesn’t fit in with a crowd that well and is quite short with brown hair and blue eyes. She loves her friends and is great to be around!!
Person: Hey Baile wanna be friends?

Baile: Of course!!!
by Person43256098 October 28, 2019
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Baile funk

The sickest party in the world. Originally from Rio de Janeiro. W/ the best music you could ever hear!!
1. Were you at the baile funk last night?
2. Mc ___ was at the baile funk Friday, he’s so hot!!
3. You are weird if you don’t like baile funk
by Dumb.fuck_bitch August 25, 2020
mugGet the Baile funkmug.

Bails

Bails is cool awesome funny guy!!!!!!!! He is so silly!!
Wow bails is so silly
by matsumatt September 23, 2023
mugGet the Bailsmug.

Bail

One of the best part of America's justice system. The doctrine that, by default, you should be released from jail until given a fair trial. Usually you must pay money as leverage so you show up in court. Bail is one of the greatest parts of America's justice system, because it makes it so much easier to get a fair trial, work with attorneys, etc. and it also ensures that you won't spend months or years in jail only to be found not guilty of a crime. Unfortunately, many poor people can't afford to pay cash bail and sit in jail until trial, often for crimes they did not commit.
In America, if you rob a bank, you can bail out and go free until you have a fair trial. In China, if you criticize the government, you'll be arrested and held in jail for months or years, and you won't be given a fair trial.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx February 1, 2021
mugGet the Bailmug.

Bailing Spinach

When a lawn is cut after being over grown while the grass is still wet. So wet that the grass comes out of the mower like clumps of cooked spinach and stalls the mower.
Damn, I haven't cut the grass in 3 weeks. I'm gonna be bailing Spinach Saturday
by Captain Motorcycle July 10, 2022
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Irish Bail

when you impregnate your girlfriend/wife before the start of your prison sentence so she has something to do while you're away.
Luckily she got Irish bail the week before his ten year prison term started so she had her hands full for the duration
by SoberCaine November 5, 2021
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